Hewitt Huntwork

Some like
It hot
But some
Don't like
It quite
As ha-ot

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thinking about how sneaky Draculas introduce themselves as "Alucard," but a werewolf would be stuck with "Flowerew"

humpty dumpty: (falling off the wall) please don’t write a nursery rhyme about this

Any time! I just take different platforms at face value and enjoy them for what they are. But I'm unfamiliar with the hashtag you were describing. Maybe there's a way to limit your interaction to known entities?

Incontheivable.

And we would deserve it!

There's also a character limit per post. Facebook is about connecting with friends and family. Bluesky, like Twitter, is about connecting with whichever content is most informative/interesting/funny.

Good to see you here! Don't know what, "there is an editable list attached to the feed," means. Bsky is like Twitter. No matter who you know, or how dear they are to you, what you see will mostly be driven by engagement. Up top, use the Following and For You tabs to control what comes through.

My favorite band ever. I saw In Orange in the movie theater when I was in high school.

That whole poem slaps. Meanwhile, someone does need to warn the McDonald's CEO's wife that she's about to get pushed down The Staircase

Or, put another way ..

Welcome To The Oval Office. Please Remove Your Dignity Before Entering

I defy Gosh to do it!

I read that book cover to cover and it never revealed who moved the cheese

Big Cuntry

My buddy and I do this. I call it "lyric interpolation". Favorite results include, "I touch you once, I touch you twice, I tuh-huh-huh-huh-hutch you thrice," and, "I'm pickin' up good vibrations... I like to rate vibrations."

He just wants to mow his lawn and drink his beer and make sure others have fewer rights than he has

Does anyone else think it's weird that 40 years later there has still been no change in the number of luftbaloons?

Save it for the tribunal, buddy.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

I say, "still using that old move?" whenever anyone does something physically impressive. From Cave Dwellers.

I don't watch the NFL because they're not woke ENOUGH. It's a classic case of damned-if-you-don't / damned-if-you-don't.

I'm also having my own halftime show. With an even worse bunny

I love the first day of the Olympics. You know, those events where the winner goes on to the next round and so does the loser.

The Winter Olympics are objectively superior because it has:
• Frozen shuffleboard
• Fifteen different increasingly lethal variations of luge
• SKI GUN

Fun fact: Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the bible.

And that’s just the unredacted version.

Sloth. Envy. Greed. Easy peasy!

Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

Imagine the kind of insane shit you'd have to do to get the nickname "Bazooka Joe" just for people to only know you for some mid ass bubblegum