Keli

Human waste backing up in basements is a gut-churning sign of US infrastructure problems A major sewer pipe collapse has dumped hundreds of millions of gallons of sewage into the Potomac River, highlighting a nationwide problem involving failing infrastructure.

saw @beckyhammer.bsky.social in the news today

my friends were waiting for me when I got home from work 🦌

just learned about Swedish flop cake

enjoyed a beautiful 73F false spring with an extra hour of sunlight which made driving home from work so much easier

hell yeah

not looking at my sleep app or reading anymore news today

She had on some amazing shoes

last night I went to a live Q&A with Mira Sorvino and a showing of Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

shanty Irish trash ☘️

Love it! 😍

Ned Schneebly's 8-pack Abs

there’s a rich tapestry of loud Chicago accents going on here to entertain me at least

I’m at the DMV and the statewide system is down

idk where he’s from but he’s a White American Guy

crashing out bc one of my bosses just pronounced mayonnaise as MAY-nays

Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?

I gotta find a free coupon somewhere for this

Is this still a part of HBO?

got groceries and then gas at Woodman’s today, many blessings in this town

Turns out there’s a rotisserie chicken holder built into the carts at Costco

lol Cirie #Survivor50

welp, an hour and 15 minutes later I realize #Survivor50 started and idk who half of these people are but I'm here

Whether you're just starting your hamentashen prep or you're already in full-on baking mode ahead of Purim, knowing what each hamantashen flavor says about you is an important part of the process. 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳

Scroll through for your favorite flavors below:

Uber acquiring parking app SpotHero as it moves beyond ride-hailing and food delivery Uber said it plans to offer a parking reservation experience powered by SpotHero for events and at venues and airports.

I'm upset

I went and stayed for a polite amount of time and now I am home and in sweats with my heated mattress pad cranked up.

I rsvp’ed for a dinner that starts in 35 minutes and I’m in the parking lot just wanting to leave but that would be rude

🎉 We are proud to present our 2026 Uterus Challah Baking Contest winners! 🎉

These inspiring unicornuate uterus and jaw-dropping "u-tree-us" of life challot blew us away.

And thank you to everyone who participated! Hope to see you again for the challah contest and Repro Shabbat 2027!

congrats!

I bought Pocky at Daiso and they gave me a Pocky balloon 🎈