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Hermiston lives in the eighteenth century and reads and writes about dead people. Born in England, raised in Scotland, Hermiston is, in fact, a German.

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Ah yeah, remember the good old days when the only way into the 24-hour butcher's was via a trapdoor in the miniature phone box?

21.02.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 286 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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JIm Ratcliffe is a scumbag. More than that he's a hypocrite. And dangerous. Words.

open.substack.com/pub/nqatpod/...

12.02.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 108 ๐Ÿ” 46 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Thanks for writing that, Ed. Critical, humane, generous. Everything that wanker isn't.

12.02.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PM asks Sir Jim Ratcliffe to apologise for saying UK 'colonised by immigrants' Sir Keir Starmer says comments by the businessman and Manchester United co-owner are

Obviously zero reflection in any of this on how operating the largest empire in human history may have turned us into a multicultural nation. We are here because you were there. #Empireland

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12.02.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1408 ๐Ÿ” 338 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Perfect timing. I'm scheduled to move my students onto Highland economy before the '45 on Monday. I'll get them onto this as a starter task!

16.11.2025 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One day everyone will accept Netanyahu to be pure evil. It will be a mainstream consensus. At that point he will be used as a convenient sponge for all the crimes against humanity that have been perpetrated in his time. As if it all started and ended with him. Always remember - it was never just him

06.10.2025 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 215 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Usually last week of May.

02.09.2025 06:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I take students to Neuve Chapelle each year. I'll think of Charles when I am there again in Spring.

31.08.2025 06:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very curious about the German headstones.

31.08.2025 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jim looks younger than Alfred in his uniform. To think someone his age could spend such a proportion of their young life in the trenches. Beggars belief.

03.08.2025 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looked him up on CWGC. From Dee St. Funny how things run full circle.

02.08.2025 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LIMITED TIME ONLY!
A Rising Man is 99p on Kindle. Read it before the new one comes out!

www.amazon.co.uk/Rising-Man-S...

01.08.2025 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not just that he read it, but he's applying it. Well done you!

21.06.2025 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love the sound of the clunk as it hits the back of the net.

16.06.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When my wife was expecting twins I was chatting to the barman once and he idly asked me if I had kids. I said "No, but I've got two on the way". He said "With the same woman?" The implication was the biggest compliment I have ever been paid.

16.06.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry I missed it but delighted to see this in print. I can't wait to get my hands on a copy. Congratulations Jรฉrรฉmy!

22.04.2025 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly Quixotic.

20.03.2025 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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106.365 - A Night Errant Steve and I are giving a paper together in a week or two, so we had to get together to talk things over. Things rapidly escalated. First it was a cycle in the forest. Then it was a pint at Eden Mill. ...

I was looking for something and stumbled upon this. Happy days. www.flickr.com/photos/hermi...

19.03.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a beauty. I'll keep my eyes on the auction... Thanks Steve!

18.03.2025 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's upsetting. Wish him all the best, obviously, but such a shame it's come to this. He should be breaking records at United.

01.02.2025 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All we need is a mash-up of his celebration and Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge.

12.01.2025 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the outlet? I like Mazraoui a lot but he's better as RCB and then bring Amad to wingback. Dalot's limited on the left. I fear this set-up with these personnel is just inviting pressure. I wish we could incorporate Garnacho somehow. I'm worried.

05.01.2025 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poetry

15.12.2024 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd love to. Wish I could. January's already over-subscribed but we should definitely plot something for later in the year.
You're still getting out for the night runs?

15.12.2024 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely to find you here too. We're overdue a jog.

15.12.2024 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll have to get that book. When the kids and I watched the Wonka movie I did think more than once he was bit like Bobby in those days.

08.12.2024 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿชโค๏ธ

07.12.2024 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate xx

30.11.2024 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 124 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3