If you are a podcast producer you are a snake and more likely than anyone else to rat out your comrades
If you are a podcast producer you are a snake and more likely than anyone else to rat out your comrades
(scratching my tote bag) hmmm did they make a Adam ruins everything about public school fundraisers, Iβd like to condescend to the little guy about how I kinda donβt wana do all that.
this is so racist
Iβve been retro mode lately
Asking people at the library if they want to play doctor
Been playing a bunch of nothing
Iβm so washed and fucking ugly
When everyone in the company has a work vehicle thatβs a truck and some one has like a sedan or a crossover SUV type deal as a company vehicle you know that person just jerks off in the office all day
We need to meet up for one last game of hide and seek, itβs been TOO long. And it needs to be monumental
Shinji: I'm so fucked up...
Me: (drunk at 3pm because I have a problem that will kill me at age 47) Shinji dat was goated
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barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
The in n out in Hanford has a slave bouncing around
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
To them is going to family court because they donβt know the name of their female offspring which they sired out of complete and I mean complete accident, like they had no idea what they were doing on a mechanical level and brought life into this world. I have a problem
You can show a gamer the funniest and thoughtful thing ever and they will give you a dead eyed stare, but will also show you a clip of themselves sodomizing a enemy combatant that happens to be a child playing battlefield like itβs evidence of them overcoming the greatest hardship ever whichβ¦
Anyone else nostalgic for a time
Bill Pullman in casper family guy peter outfit tutorial
You used to be able to go on a forum and find a busty white woman with a wardrobe exclusively of a graphic tee with a phrase on it along the lines of βi love wookie cockβ and she could become your wife. You canβt do that anymore
Dead ass being horny is a vibe
Donβt bother going to any rapture yard sales, itβs all Temu crap. Nothing of value in those houses, not a lick of taste. Just hobby lobby and buccees home goods
DVDs used to be fun, now you might as well just shoot yourself in the head because honestly whatβs the point of anything. Like fuck me and my dumb little life. KILL ME NOW
Can I be your excellent specimen
A bodega cat is basically the ocks labubu
The reason is unNoem
~an @afraidofwasps.bsky.social original~
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Took a crap so big I started barking during heaves
In downtown Fresno, youβll see a guy walking the meat wad from Aqua team