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If you are a podcast producer you are a snake and more likely than anyone else to rat out your comrades

28.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(scratching my tote bag) hmmm did they make a Adam ruins everything about public school fundraisers, I’d like to condescend to the little guy about how I kinda don’t wana do all that.

17.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is so racist

08.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been retro mode lately

06.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Asking people at the library if they want to play doctor

06.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been playing a bunch of nothing

04.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so washed and fucking ugly

03.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When everyone in the company has a work vehicle that’s a truck and some one has like a sedan or a crossover SUV type deal as a company vehicle you know that person just jerks off in the office all day

03.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to meet up for one last game of hide and seek, it’s been TOO long. And it needs to be monumental

29.01.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shinji: I'm so fucked up...

Me: (drunk at 3pm because I have a problem that will kill me at age 47) Shinji dat was goated

29.01.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s video is brought to you by data humper πŸ–•

12.01.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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barney when i shake a bag of barney treats

03.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 810 πŸ” 299 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

The in n out in Hanford has a slave bouncing around

30.12.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

23.12.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 35882 πŸ” 18246 πŸ’¬ 563 πŸ“Œ 1735

To them is going to family court because they don’t know the name of their female offspring which they sired out of complete and I mean complete accident, like they had no idea what they were doing on a mechanical level and brought life into this world. I have a problem

15.12.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can show a gamer the funniest and thoughtful thing ever and they will give you a dead eyed stare, but will also show you a clip of themselves sodomizing a enemy combatant that happens to be a child playing battlefield like it’s evidence of them overcoming the greatest hardship ever which…

15.12.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone else nostalgic for a time

21.11.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bill Pullman in casper family guy peter outfit tutorial

02.11.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You used to be able to go on a forum and find a busty white woman with a wardrobe exclusively of a graphic tee with a phrase on it along the lines of β€œi love wookie cock” and she could become your wife. You can’t do that anymore

23.10.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.10.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dead ass being horny is a vibe

21.10.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t bother going to any rapture yard sales, it’s all Temu crap. Nothing of value in those houses, not a lick of taste. Just hobby lobby and buccees home goods

22.09.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DVDs used to be fun, now you might as well just shoot yourself in the head because honestly what’s the point of anything. Like fuck me and my dumb little life. KILL ME NOW

21.09.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.08.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can I be your excellent specimen

06.08.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A bodega cat is basically the ocks labubu

06.08.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason is unNoem

~an @afraidofwasps.bsky.social original~
"DAMN That's Funny πŸ˜‚"

17.06.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took a crap so big I started barking during heaves

17.06.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In downtown Fresno, you’ll see a guy walking the meat wad from Aqua team

28.05.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0