A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
Fuck that guy, too. Goes without saying
GOOD.
FUCK. THAT. GUY.
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One for Elis James, John Robins, and the anti-hot air ballooning contingent
It would mean the lobbying by big US tech firms had succeeded, and the protests of the UK's creatives had been ignored.
People's work is not the government's to give away.
If you're in the UK and you care about creatives and the creative industries, please write to your MP!
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Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible
“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
The great news is that brother was found in Kelsall just before 10pm (3°C) and is now safely home. Thank you so much to everyone who had expressed concern, shared and in many cases searched .. so much appreciated.
A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
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They should all be made to jump off buildings and shred their backsides, a la Branson. For starters.
Cole's Corner, painting by Sheffield artist Bill Kirby (1934-2019).
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:
A meme showing Neil Armstrong and an alien, the text says Neil Armstrong Was the First Person to land on the moon Neil A backwards is Alien, at the bottom is an sms from the FBI saying “delete that shit right now”
Honestly thought that was Sting.
Carney in Davos:
I'm reminded of Tony Hayers telling Alan Partridge "The BBC dosen't owe you a living Alan"
11 months in advance?!
And having one current MP who's terrible at her job and pisses off her own constituents every time she opens her mouth is helpful.
Child holding an inflatable trophy in front of their face. Text on trophy reads "The Champ. A genuine winner". As is appropriate for a child's pretend award.
The massive loser energy is almost overwhelming
President of USA smiling goofily because he's been allowed to hold someone else's prize
Silly dog gets treat
Things I have seen on social media this morning.
Can you even imagine being as weak and pathetic as that orange ballbag?
Ishould begin with an apology. Last month, I described Robert Jenrick as “the most shameless man in parliament”. His office complained at the time, but I was stubborn and refused to back down. Well, it’s never too late to say you were wrong. Robert Jenrick is not simply the most shameless man in parliament. He is the most shameless man in Britain, the most shameless man on Earth. Quite possibly the most shameless man in history. It is not simply that Jenrick has no shame. He is like a black hole for shame, sucking in the embarrassment of people around him. Which will be quite handy in his new party, Reform. Nothing became Jenrick’s time in the Conservative Party so much as the leaving of it. For years he had eased his way up the greasy pole, switching positions when necessary, a heating-seeking missile for whichever pose could help him advance, poster boy for the importance of self-belief over ability or integrity. And finally he was undone because he forgot to pick something up off a
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Why does this photo make it look like Jenrick has nicked Farage's top set?
My favourite one of these is that person who misheard their dad and thought it was "Knowledge is power. France is bacon"
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
What other choice is there?
What's up, Bluesky?! WHAT'S UP?!!!!! How much time do you have?
