You let him in then? Did he bring you some sweets or did he have a Bernard Manning joke book?
I’m sure Liz has one of those somewhere, Liz will get it out for her next YouTube show!
4 Stars! Thank you @theguardian.com
I know Dave, ex-Tory like me!
Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time!
Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister
Didn’t your vetting system see Lizzy Tee from Norfolk?
Vote for me when I stand for @reformuk.bsky.social
I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least
Don’t make me write you a letter….
You want a secret?
@suellabravermanmp.bsky.social isn’t her actual name
It’s Sue-Ellen Cassiana
Where’s the flake?
My friend @jdvance22.bsky.social is just waiting for his Leader, Elon to pick him up from Day Care…
He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today
Thank you Sir Michael for the boozy lunch. Those two shandies went straight to my head!
The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!
It’s Liz and her army of Muskrats!!!!
I only continued what @borisjohnsonmp.bsky.social started….
But where will I go?
My village needs me!
They won’t let me stay.
You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….
Love to the family.
I helped him with his foundation and the new skin tone, he’s looks so much younger for it
Trump still needs my support. When the protesting Liberals in America get to the White House, he’s already said he’ll speak to me on how I rode out the storm.
Make Lettuce Great Again!
You seem to be Robert, you replied to me! We’ve got to save the west!
This is a disgrace
Where’s my name in this list?
I’ve asked for the BBC to be defunded as I can’t afford my TV license after losing my Conservative Party job
If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!
Can you share it with me? Don’t leaf me hanging!
Blame Kemi
She asked me to be quiet….
A source close to me has said reform might invite me to join…
I’ll always be an MP in my own mind
It was the fault of the champagne socialists, the woke blob, the guardian….
I had more days as Prime Minister than people can remember who I am
I’m completely honest, the blob took me down!
