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I've never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors. he/him

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she's right and she should say it

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

used to be you used a computer by typing EXECUTE. then at some point somebody decided computers should say thank you

11.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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huge fan of the Pokemon TCG artwork by Keiji Kinebuchi

05.01.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 738 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

the word the want to use is "grandstanding". I have no idea why they invented such an idiotic term for something we already had a word for

11.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 13114 πŸ” 3363 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 244
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In Blind Test, Audiophiles Unable to Tell Difference Between Sound Signal Run Through an Expensive Cable and a Banana A forum mod ran high-quality audio through a banana, old microphone cable soldered to pennies, and wet mud. Nobody could tell the difference.

"Maybe there are high-end bananas"

11.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

I've noticed a lot of people as part of their morning ritual pick a specific discord community that they post some kind of "Good Morning" message to every day.

11.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The troubles

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 3915 πŸ” 787 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 16

can't wait to see what you've been cooking up

11.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

am I allowed to parry the balls

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i've been saying "on the horn" frequently in both professional and personal conversations

10.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the crane’s cab

Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the crane’s cab

β€œFrom the height of the port crane” Rudolf Baranov, 1974

08.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1197 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 25

security guy who's too lazy to do his job: "Security it everyone's responsibility"

09.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as far as scams go "uploading beta minecraft to steam" is a pretty funny one

09.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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top-right of the desktop client has an "inbox" button. click "filters" and enable these and anything that pings you will show up here

09.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my ISP is blocking the my9games.com site for whatever reason so I had to hack something together. think it came out pretty well though

09.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they stole an hour from women

08.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 5008 πŸ” 1696 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 14

Also not naming names but recently I've become more active in a discord community whose primary admin is a fae trickster who six times a day pings the whole server to ask a question like "what color are bees"

08.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for years I've been begging for a discord button called "what just fucking pinged me" and this week I discovered it was there in plain sight all along in a settings menu in a basement behind a locked door guarded by a tiger

08.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 10682 πŸ” 3830 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

I would never employ hyperbole, not in a billion years

08.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

definitely agree there. my highest praise for araki is that like every panel in part 7 looks like a michelangelo painting

08.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ok damn these sakura cherry red bulls are good af

08.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

due to various sitcom-esque circumstances I haven't been able to get more than 3 hours of sleep for the past four nights in a row so Yeah I'm Doing Great Thanks

08.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that it's such a long running and storied work whose influence spreads wide in modern culture definitely contributes to finding pockets of bad discourse about it everywhere; but credit where it's due, without jojo we would never have gotten yugioh, and I think there's something to be a said there

08.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely agree with a lot of your criticisms, characters suddenly abusing animals as narrative shorthand for "this is a bad guy" sucks and it's used too often. and people's weird sinophobia-adjacent "lol it's so wacky" attitude is off-putting, though that's orthogonal to the material itself

08.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I'm interested to know why but also not keen to open any cans of worms so we'll just leave it at that lol

08.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't quite understand but I will respect your wishes regarding this matter

08.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my boy soma gotta pose up like a jojo character call that aura of sorrow

08.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of trigonometry school should teach you important things, like type matchups and how to EV train your pokemon

08.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0