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Dan Jolley

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Writer of novels, comics, video games, occasional TV scripts, and a narrative podcast featuring a really fast hedgehog. General oaf. He/him. 🚫MAGA, 🚫DMs www.danjolley.com https://tinyurl.com/4bw83tj

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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.

14.11.2025 10:37 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6
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YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm...

03.11.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 17
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12.09.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 40103 πŸ” 8391 πŸ’¬ 509 πŸ“Œ 242

Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.

07.08.2025 05:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is really impressive! Nice work! My only comment is that, even though it was never said out loud, (I don’t think), Clev is supposed to be 6’5” and 265 lbs. If your measurements work better for the system, though, it’s fine with me.

11.06.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s one of the benefits of having a good writing partner β€” beneficially one-upping each other πŸ˜‰

29.05.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! 😁

16.05.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the Arashikage ninja clan from the β€œG.I. Joe” universe, red on black background.

Image of the Arashikage ninja clan from the β€œG.I. Joe” universe, red on black background.

I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed…

16.05.2025 04:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This right here......

10.05.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 29561 πŸ” 6872 πŸ’¬ 493 πŸ“Œ 235

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 28788 πŸ” 8102 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 761
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02.05.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 36555 πŸ” 8096 πŸ’¬ 1619 πŸ“Œ 499
A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples

A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples

Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples

02.05.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 776 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7
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29.04.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 11979 πŸ” 2696 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 125

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

29.04.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 12521 πŸ” 2625 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 111

Yeah, we’re all cut from the same cloth, I guess. Not the worst thing.

24.04.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my voice.

24.04.2025 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, emotionally rolling into Monday.

#cats #catsofbluesky #stairsv2 #catsareliquid

09.04.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 13

Yup!

08.04.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 17702 πŸ” 2612 πŸ’¬ 467 πŸ“Œ 86
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Tim Walz: "You you claim to love freedom but want to restrict certain groups, you don’t love freedom. You love privilege." πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ #MomSky

09.04.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 9778 πŸ” 2555 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 142
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08.04.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

06.04.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 49662 πŸ” 7263 πŸ’¬ 3267 πŸ“Œ 379
We only know about that Signal chat
because an honest reporter was in the chat. How many more similar events occurred
that we don’t know about?
How many other chats
have already been hacked into
by our enemies?

We only know about that Signal chat
because an honest reporter was in the chat. How many more similar events occurred
that we don’t know about?
How many other chats
have already been hacked into by our enemies?

31.03.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 4329 πŸ” 1077 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 55
Tuxedo cat casually relaxing on a purple fuzzy blanket

Tuxedo cat casually relaxing on a purple fuzzy blanket

What’re YOU lookin’ at??

29.03.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

26.03.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 45831 πŸ” 10095 πŸ’¬ 350 πŸ“Œ 519
First Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Jolley
First Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Jolley YouTube video by GoIndieNow

Going live tonight!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EaJ...

25.03.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

24.03.2025 22:03 πŸ‘ 42298 πŸ” 8979 πŸ’¬ 303 πŸ“Œ 267
Skully tries to chill in a recliner, riddled with anxiety

Skully tries to chill in a recliner, riddled with anxiety

Stresslaxing

#Art by Hook Hope

22.03.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
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AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person.

I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person

I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.

21.03.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 71316 πŸ” 14597 πŸ’¬ 1195 πŸ“Œ 962

Something about β€œDungeness & Dragons”?

No?

(I’ll see myself out)

18.03.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0