GiantCalGunner

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The author after crafting that gem

San Diego FC , down a man since early in first half and the red card gave a penalty kick, is now up 3-1 in second half v Toluca FC.

Still think it sounds more like the name of a Star Wars bounty hunter than a football club.

when scanning my feed quickly... "petrostates" looked like prostate and testes combined. Commiserations if its been a rough week for them too ;-)

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🥁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Even our pens struggle to just get in.

why did the ref check in with each player individually before that was taken?

King Kai ❤️

Soft but a pen.

Waiting for VAR to overturn that penalty

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That was it. Over the bar.

Why was Kai offside? Dude you had plenty of time … this match is bothering me so much. So much lack of focus.

Round and round at the edge of their box and yet nothing remotely threatening really.

Madueke walks to the corner slower than my 16yo dog.

Time to sub in Owen Goal.

Where are the subs???

Saliba my gosh. Focus people!

Happy to go home even. Please?

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wtf are we doing

Looks like a planned sub at 60 ?

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Adjusting expectations for this leg …

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Oh it’s Troy Deeney in the studio, let me turn up the volume to hear what he has to say

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On the other hand

It’s a quarter through the tie, 50% of the away portion is over, and it’s still even.

Hey maybe it looks different down on the pitch but I see angles and passes into the middle or through balls downfield that Arsenal are just passing up.

Why didn’t Saka pass downfield to Gyok making a nice run?

I think there is a new medicine for this kind of erectile dysfunction

Dang it. Now I have to read all the “not clinical” stuff again.

something really fun about this assortment of names.

what costume and makeup will you wear?