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The Bosporus (Black Sea & Mediterranean)
Florida Strait (Florida & Cuba)
Strait of Juan de Fuca (Canada & the US)
Mackinac Strait (Upper Peninsula & rest of Michigan)
Cook Strait (N & S islands of New Zealand)
Dover Strait (England & France)
Golden Gate Strait (SF Bay)
Bering Strait (US & Russia)

11.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Leticia, Lila, Asmae, Sahra

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hearing reports that Trump wants to name it Operation Golden Shower as an homage to the escorts at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow

11.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a weird day full of crazy traffic (ok it's florida this does not make the day weird) and miscommunication and realizing my doctor had been fired (???!!!) right as i was at my mammogram. I know the celestial spheres are going backwards or whatever but please straighten out your shit, orbs

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also a defensive strategy in Tampa!

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, excellent! Strong enough to survive this regime!

09.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ͺ🏼 I am there too.

09.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I’m convinced, AI should definitely take over WaPo.

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

by this logic, some progressive country should absolutely save the women of the US from our oppressors

09.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah it's probably the bone spurs

09.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When can I reasonably expect to see campaign ads that center around "if elected I'm going to personally deliver Pete Hegseth to the International Criminal Court" and "when I'm in office, Pam Bondi is going in a soundproof room for a long time"?

09.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

:'D so true, i tend to braid it all up given how many parts of the head end up on the floor

09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kwokka
Long-whiskered owlet
No-eyed-big-eyed hunting spider

09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i imagine one's boobs would get in the way during yoga if set free like this.

09.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[floridian sheepishly deletes reply]

09.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome. Ima look at both of those thank you

08.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi what books are you reading I am interested in both of these

08.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this way about all the earnest young men who used to tell me all the authors that are better than JRR Tolkien. My response: I don’t care. Your opinion matters so little to me that you might as well have kept quiet.

07.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday March 7, 3:35 p.m. ET – Para Ice Hockey: Group B preliminary round | Canada vs. Slovakia #sledhockey #paralympics

07.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So -- I know Team USA is good, and that the host country has an automatic buy into the tournament, but... Italy, you'd best put more money into developing your para sports. That was embarrassing.

07.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I’ll look forward to him in 2028

07.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canadians, do you know whether any former Humboldt Broncos players are on your Olympic sled team? I’m trying to see if Ryan Stratschnitzki is on it, I know he plays sled.

07.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok USA folks. Do you love your country’s hockey team? USA v Italy sled hockey is at 11:05 am ET today. πŸ’ͺ🏼 #paralympics

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Czechia v Japan sled. Ito is a hell of a player. He SWITCHES HANDS on the breakaway to send the puck in goofy, and that is crazeballs. #sledhockey #paralympics

07.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Three hockey games today!!

07.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 Winter Paralympics: Full schedule, TV, streaming for every event The 2026 Winter Paralympics are underway. Here's a look at the full schedule for every event with Milan and Cortina as hosts, including how to watch.

I'm catching up on Paralympics this weekend! If you wanna see the schedule it's here: sports.yahoo.com/articles/202...

07.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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SILVER FOR CANADA πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

NATALIE WILKIE WINS CANADA’S SECOND MEDAL AT THE PARALYMPICS

Wilkie wins silver in the women’s para biathlon sprint standing event. It’s her EIGHTH Paralympic medal. One of Canada’s flag bearers for these Games. Outstanding.

07.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 328 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

I woke up punchy. I’m so sick of these motherfuckers and their bombs and their rapes and their violence.

We could be happy. We could have nice things like healthcare and childcare and UBI. It actually wouldn’t be that hard.

07.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 1587 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 25

i was the "answers phone with fart noise" sorry i'll try to take these seriously going forward

07.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No

07.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0