Gaudy Gryphon Toys

A jumbled mess of an advertisement. In the style of old nautical advertisements, it says in various places: Sailors! Always know thy knots! Der Tampen. A solution for all problems presented by the unexplored depths! Behold! Ample length for any diminutive frame! Never frays! Enough rope to train yourself, a proven claim! Bundled more tightly for more value! No turns, no bends, no crevasse, no twists are too much for this flexible rope! Der Tampen, for all your deeper needs! Available now! Simply visit the prestigious and handsome wolves working hard today at Akifu Toys! The advertisement is for a depth trainer dildo; a long, twisted rope shape ending in a thick knot base.

It's finally time - Introducing Der Tampen, in the flesh! Or, uh, threads.

This spiralised length of hot rope is perfect for those seeking their inner depths; He comes in two sizes, so come on over and check him out yourself!

He's available right now, just waiting for you.
www.Akifutoys.com

In the cooler waters in the northern hemisphere, Cassy (Shown here in Misty Blue and Arctic White) is known among her school for tempting and playing with those who's ships stray too close...

Why not set sail yourself? https://www.gaudygryphon.com/product/Cassy/63

Landlord's absurd prices getting you down? Rent due and you're just looking a way to say 'fuck this place'? Well, now you can! 

Come fuck this building! https://www.gaudygryphon.com/product/Togepi_Ave/264

So it's been a while since I talked about safety, huh? I just saw someone express concern about the safety of NoFrillDos due to their cost, so here's

EVERY COST CUTTING MEASURE I TOOK TO MAKE AFFORDABLE, SAFE DILDOS (a thread and guide)

Probably! Though to be on the safe side, our characterisations are always furry-coded. It'd certainly be something, and although we don't have any plans to make something like that ourselves currently, we are open for commissions!

Oh, we'd love to collaborate on something with Funkit, but I think they may be a *little* out of our league. Maybe one day, though!

Look, okay, it's hard to get a good walkability score when the doors don't open, but we're doing our best here!

That's the spirit!

Landlord's absurd prices getting you down? Rent due and you're just looking a way to say 'fuck this place'? Well, now you can! 

Come fuck this building! https://www.gaudygryphon.com/product/Togepi_Ave/264

...And this is exactly the problem a lot of us have been bitching about since Visa/MasterCard banned porn from tumblr. We all knew this would spread, and until we take down the bad actors, it will only ever get worse.

Do something about it, people. We're in this together.

Want sneak peeks and behind-the-scenes information before official releases? Want to talk to the people making the toys? Got some funky questions about potential projects?

Join The Engineer and The Designer on our specialised social groups!

Discord: discord.gg/a9KYRQ2
Telegram: t.me/GaudyGryphon

An advertisement showing three differently coloured 'goblin' penetrable toys; two in male, and one in female. There is text reading "Nadia & Aidan - Introducing Nadia & Aidan the Goblin Twins! Freshly released (or escaped), Available now! Akifutoys.com."

Introducing Aidan♂ and Nadia♀, the goblin twins! You can have your way with one or the other, or even both; they don't mind! Find out more below.

Website: www.akifutoys.com/product/Gobl...

Spicrack store: spicerack.market/sex-toys/mal...

A black and white image of something hidden by harsh lighting, with the text 'SOON' and 'Akifutoys.com' in the middle.

New website comes right along with a brand new release! Introducing Silver Tendril!

If you venture deep and bravely enough through these dense woodlands, you may catch yourself a glimpse of the proud and noble druid himself!

Find him right now, live at Akifutoys.com

🎉 Our new website is now live! 🎉

Now you can purchase toys on our website directly, send us mail regarding custom toys or other funky projects, and more easily browse the artists and collaborative partners we work with!

www.Akifutoys.com

Soon.

It's pretty big...

Merry christmas to all our flock, may all your birds be fresh and enthusiastic!

Go check out this project, even if only to check out the names attached. You will recognise at least one big-time, talented artist attached to it, if not many more, all working together to make something special.

It warms the heart, and the loins!

Wowzer, thanks everybody! I have no idea how we missed hearing about this until now. It's an honour to get second place!

Fantasy Awards 2025 - Day 1: Popular Toy

You can get thinners, but it adds a lot more complications and the stuff still flows around and is hard to manage.

You really can't use Etsy for adult toys anymore. They put in place a blanket ban. Ideally you'd work with a marketplace which is adult-content-friendly, but good luck finding anything other than Spicerack for that.

UPDATE: COVID.

Our dear engineer had a positive covid test, and as such the workshop is shut down until a test comes out negative and he's recovered. We know things have really slowed down recently, and we are working on it, but health is something we won't compromise on, as far as customer safety.

Losing points for not having a cool S on those tiles!

Are you looking for our chat room, website or social media? Check out the links below and get yapping! 🗯 🗯

🌐 Synthetic-Sensations.com
✖️ x.com/synthsentoys
🦋 synthsentoys.bsky.social
📱 t.me/synthsentoyschat

A trio of sex toys; a silver and orange wyrm maw with a blepping tongue (castor), a penetrable triangle of silicone cheese, and an inflatable hybrid human and canine cock with a knot poured in a marble of neon pink and black.

Buying from an independant alternative maker of your favourite flavour of goods means supporting people more directly, a broader market, and making sure we're all on a more level playing field.

Plus, smaller companies get to make some real weird stuff!

We're thankful for all your support!

HEY! HEY CREATURE! LOOKIE WHAT WE FOUND!

Come and get it!

(we are prepared with a box propped up with a stick, attached to a string)

To be fair, for some people 60% success rate in sex is considered great.

We're working on a new US-accepting shipping method, just bare with us for a little while until we've got it figured out. Until then, we're -trying- to get our social media a bit more active, so look forward to that!