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Certified Child of the Corn Researching Biocultural Anthropology of mental health, pharmaceuticals, and migration. | ethnobotany 🌿| booze 🍾| satellite data πŸ›°οΈ | Fuck Ice. Fuck Trump.

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13.09.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

the cops have now arrested & released both democrats in Utah and are out of ideas

11.09.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 1106 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Mom, can you come pick me up? They're making me live through history-making events again.

10.09.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.08.2025 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*As the only state in the nation that will protect the LGBTQ+ community, …

22.08.2025 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All of their body language just screams β€œok grandpa, I don’t care”

19.08.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think the children (who survive…) will grow up to despise their parents for trying to sacrifice them for temporary politics?

That’ll be the day, owning the libs so hard their children disown them.

19.08.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3. (Slightly unrelated but still true) Cutting healthcare when your voting base is historically very old and very chronically ill is a surefire way to reduce how many people can crawl across broken glass when the time comes.

19.08.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried but my representative told her constituents that she’d rather watch us all die. And she won’t get removed because dirt has more voting power than people in the Midwest.

19.08.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when people were happy about the flood in Texas because the republicans β€œdeserved it?”
That’s exactly the same problem! People died. Adults, children, blue voters, and red voters alike. Anyone who sees that in any other light is a horrible human being.

17.08.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, but you have to admit. The β€œchange the facts” quote being a lie is kinda funny.

14.08.2025 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear that they spent a long time deciding on the karoLYN part and it was so worth it!! πŸ˜‚
Nothing destroys ego like simple mockery.

14.08.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.08.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can we see pictures of Mr. Cat?

12.08.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The climate scientist in me is ecstatic. The other climate scientist in me is in the fetal position.

12.08.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Pete. Please convince your colleagues to do their job.

12.08.2025 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Solar has real land-use considerations but this graphic does a good job of contextualizing that demand compared to what we devote to ethanol, which is good for farmers' bottom line but does not at all accomplish its climate raison d'Γͺtre.

31.07.2025 11:39 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

The fun part of cartography is that each data is more spread than the circle can show. If you split up the ethanol into corn acres, the data would visually affect more people than they probably realize. And the total scale of solar would be nominal (with the current data). Maps are crazy yall.

01.08.2025 10:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, indigenous folklore will perfectly describe this thing. Someone is bound to go β€œOh yeah, I know about the stick bug. His names Craig and he’s pretty cool”

01.08.2025 10:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I periodically model hydrological hazards and I can say with full certainty that tsunamis are the most goddamn terrifying natural hazard I have ever seen. I don’t even know how to rank the rest, tsunami just wins.

01.08.2025 10:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. I’m just trying to be civil, but thanks for the elitist self-pandering. I expected little less.

01.08.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enschedeeeeeeeee!πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

01.08.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I vote blue every election I can, but I have to acknowledge patterns in behavior (it’s my job).

What hurts dems most is the extremist members that pick fights and try to separate people. Instead of acting like both groups are so different, try and find the patterns in group dynamics.

01.08.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Right… except there is no universal eight criteria points.

The only agreed upon traits are: unquestioning loyalty to a personality, discouraged behavior outside the group dynamic, elitism towards outsiders, no life outside the group, and constantly building membership.

01.08.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Gouda, workers digging this hole for a new sewer found 180 skeletons buried under the doorstep of the Gouda Cheese Experience - probably victims of the plague, buried in the 1620s

We vergeten vaak de wonderen die onder onze voeten begraven liggen www.ad.nl/gouda/we-ver...

31.07.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, don’t repost to be a troll. That’s just rude.

31.07.2025 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, because picking fights at the slightest sign of not joining your side is moral opposition.

Are you being intentionally dense? Because that is not what I said.

31.07.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Assembled perfectly! Almost…too perfectly…

31.07.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now seems like the perfect time to acknowledge that all political parties (regardless of alignment and country of origin) fit the guidelines of moderate cults.

31.07.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

ICE is a terrorist organization that has strained police-civilian relations farther than ever before. Law enforcement has struggled to hold itself together the last five years, and they probably won’t be able to for the next ten.

31.07.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0