Literally this

welcome to old age and slacks, it creeps up on you

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The animal is telling Ed about his concerns around his residency status ‘if Labour continue assault on immigrants I’ll packa ma bags and go back to Peru’

Free speech and freedom of expression not so welcome when you work at the Daily Mail

The whole concept needs a complete Bootstrap

And for an extra 10%, she'll hack your email, and careful he doesn't spike your champagne when you celebrate the sale of your property

'Disgusting' - residents fume at dog poo left strewn across Basildon estate Furious residents living near Mistley Path and Puck Lane in Basildon have voiced their “disgust” at the state of their estate

The opportunity for Flung Poo headline is missed www.echo-news.co.uk/news/2593228... @apiln.bsky.social

and you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

yeah, I always got confused by the name "Spice Girls" and "Complete and utter bollocks"

is he left early this morning, he'd have got a potato clock

unter pantsy's

Ha ha, it takes between 8-15k fuel trucks per tanker full of oil and Iran's missiles can easily reach the trucks and distribution points.

Its likely the author's idea (LLM = Low cost Labour in Mumbai),

Come on, we survived 14 years of Tory mismanagement, apart from Brexit, Johson's 23k extra deaths due to shit decision making, Truss' KamaKwazi budget and the total mess they left the country in. But hey why let facts get in the way of a good soundbite from the RW media and X

a grim reaper with a skull on his head and a hood ALT: a grim reaper with a skull on his head and a hood

Unless our friend Grimmie makes an appearance

Someone needs to look closely at McSweeny, what are his true motives, is he controlled by a 3rd party? Maybe retrospective vetting given his Irish Republican ancestry.

It's not TACO but NACHO(Netanyahu Actually Controls His Options)

Only if it’s amplified with those who don’t have a clue, like the right wing media and their lemmings. . They're the embarrassment to this country

This is guaranteed to be a bestseller 😀

She thought she’d get money for nothing, he’s now in Dire Straits

Those arms supplier stocks that Trump and his cronies own ain’t gonna go up all by themselves

Very accurate meme bsky.app/profile/azin...

Technically this isn’t the straits, but nothing to see here bsky.app/profile/azin...

My aunt Marge applied, but she was ill on the day of the interview, I can’t believe she’s not better

Confused immigration protesters at Julie Goodyear's old mansion Protesters falsely thought the former Coronation Street star's old home was going to house immigrants.

BET LYNCH MOB

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The Jan 6th Shaman has joined them

I feel sorry for the dogs, the deafening sound of whistles coming from their owners must be unbearable

Dim Philby

Were there any side-effects and did you lose any weight? 😀