Twitter is down. It's back up again. Twitter's down again...wait, no, maybe...is it? No, it is...not, erm.
Twitter is down. It's back up again. Twitter's down again...wait, no, maybe...is it? No, it is...not, erm.
Badenoch is a cruel, inhumane cunt. Also, Rachel Reeves is a cruel, inhumane cunt.
Yasmin LeBon was taken aback when she discovered that Simon had chosen Nicholas Witchell as his best man.
#GIRLSOWNCC
24 Hours in Twitter:
Yesterday - notifications down
This morning- account 'flagged' for re-tweeting post about a Palestinian doctor who had 9 children killed by Israel
This afternoon - the whole thing is down
An absolute bin fire.
Is this allowed? 😁 #universitychallenge
"Are you enjoying our honeymoon, Gladys?"
"Yes dear, apart from when you're coughing up blood or staring at that teenage boy."
#girlsowncc
After Boxing Day, the calendar goes: Dec 27, 28, 28, 28, 29, 29, 29, 30, 30, 30, 30,...
I still get a pang of regret on a Saturday evening when I remember Parkinson isn't on later.
24 hours later, I spot the typo 😩
MWAHAWHAWHAAAAHAA!
"There ye are ma'am. A little posy of lavender looks so elegant on ye, and covers up yer brandy breath at treat, so it does."
#GIRLSOWNCC
The Royal family meeting Gary Barlow’s son for the first time.
Just took the Christmas Tree down.
Inside a modern owl.
Hi June! I'll try to be funny here like I used to be 🫡
Elon's Shithouse seems to have finally collapsed.
Hiya 👋