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Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.

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The Mandalorian shows up in another hooned-out spaceship with a big block yelling SPEAKERBOXXXXXXXXXXX

11.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s tricky but I *think* you can make Trigit work in a canon that doesn’t have Isard.

11.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Favreau is forgiven if this is a massive bait and they’ve randomly pulled Apwar Trigit out of the vault to be a villain of the week (this makes a scary amount of sense because there’s more room for a warlord of his stature than there is for Zsinj’s massive economic machine)

11.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And this does matter! Missing the details on Thrawn is what turns him from what he is in old canon (a devious fascist who dies on the precipice of triumph because his lies catch up with him) to some sort of Teutonic Myth in Space nonsense.

11.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoooo buddy after watching what the ol’ Glup merchant did to Thrawn’s character I cannot wait to see how he misses everything that actually matters about (presumably) Zsinj. Also it’s braindead to put warlords in, your stupid new canon doesn’t have room for them.

11.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta throw the flag there, if that was inside a fortune cookie it would definitely be ruled Not A Fortune by the table, that’s just advice not astrology.

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The best part of this is the way you deadpanned this immediately made me hear their laugh.

11.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that said books instead of looks for a moment and was like β€œwait one damn minute there motivational app.”

11.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a thing of beauty, thank you.

11.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want Mexico and Italy to collude on the score that locks us out but fuck up the math slightly so that we get in.

11.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always loved their park and their team is great this season, I hope y’all are having a blast.

10.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

well that is the cross eyed bear that he gave to her

10.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s like ground zero for all the vaguely inappropriate workplace fuckin’, though.

10.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œAren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt?”

β€œAren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt?”

Happy MAR10 Day!

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh don’t get me wrong, you’re correct, the only reason I discount that because this is the Jets. Those savings won’t be put to competent enough use to be worth it.

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OK but I kinda see the vision. It is absolutely swaggerless to pick a QB up off the trash pile. Trading says β€œthis is our dude”.

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One has to imagine an author version of stank face.

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like Project Run the Damn Ball because you have to #establishit to go to another solar system.

10.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Mooninite voice*

β€œSounds like a personal problem.”

10.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The furniture expenditure I believe is explicitly compared as outlandish in comparison to other furniture spends. Now whether the issue is that he’s burning money they saved by firing every competent person in the Pentagon, who knows?

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have the big books of negative ebert reviews and he’ll tell you exactly why it doesn’t work and maybe how it could have been fixed

he hates seeing what *could* have been good but wasn’t more than anything

if it’s a cynical cash grab sequel or exploitation film that’s when his knives are out

10.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just across the street is Pig and Pint. Personally I think it’s got a leg up on Saltine, plus it’s BBQ.

10.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such fucking bullshit. Everybody in Atlanta needs to just go throw ass at every home game the rest of the season

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

What’s next, the NBA banning Whoop That Trick at Grizzlies games because it makes Dominionist swine upset? Tried of pretending like these busybodies are real people.

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is now the official position of the NBA that strippers are more degenerate than gambling, which is obviously incorrect

09.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Well they blew a lead in the Super Bowl last night/
And Matty Ice can’t get no relief

09.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Falcons haven’t managed to kill a QB on the field yet, and who knows when they’ll have a better chance?Gotta jump on this.

09.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lady, they let you walk around with them arms? Because, damn!

09.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta keep at least one buried in an attache case in concrete like John Wick.

09.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know, it pisses me off. My brilliant consciousness floating through the ether is a perfect and undimmable light vs no it isn’t.

09.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0