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11.03.2026 12:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you think Team Mexico will remember this tomorrow when they get to 4 runs

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Tomorrow's scenarios for a 9-inning game:

If ITALY wins: Italy and USA advance

If MEXICO wins and scores 6+ runs: Mexico and USA advance

If MEXICO wins and scores <5 runs: Mexico and Italy advance

If MEXICO wins and scores exactly 5 runs: Mexico advances, last spot comes down to other things

11.03.2026 04:17 👍 110 🔁 30 💬 10 📌 11

Haha, love it

11.03.2026 04:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So this happened 😂

11.03.2026 04:09 👍 82 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Correct, should be 7 and 6

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mexico has to score 6 or less now, less room for shenanigans

11.03.2026 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nola, LETS GO

11.03.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WOMEN OF THE BIBLE: THE REVENGE

11.03.2026 03:22 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Mexico gets a 5-0 lead tomorrow you can bet they’ll quit scoring on purpose just to screw the US over

11.03.2026 03:21 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not hard to imagine Mexico getting a 6-0 lead and suddenly forgetting how to hit

11.03.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every run the US scores brings that Mexico 9 run trigger down

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s the old Dabney Coleman

11.03.2026 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, Mexico scores 9 runs or less

11.03.2026 03:15 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

By my estimate, USA is eliminated if:

USA loses 8-1
Mexico beats Italy
Italy scores 5 runs or less

11.03.2026 03:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2

Adebayo broke the record for free throws made in a single game by 8

11.03.2026 02:49 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What

11.03.2026 02:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL Raiders

11.03.2026 01:44 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Team USA losing to them would still be hilarious

11.03.2026 01:34 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Team Italy is just a bunch of American minor leaguers with Italian names

11.03.2026 01:33 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 2

10.03.2026 23:50 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The new Ayatollah is the old Ayatollah’s son: Donald Junior

10.03.2026 23:35 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape Alt: Principal Skinner “Am I out of touch, no it’s the children who are wrong”

10.03.2026 23:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This joke is funny I don’t care how many likes it doesn’t get

10.03.2026 23:25 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

This was an important question relevant to many.

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10.03.2026 21:30 👍 109 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Finally, Jesus

10.03.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds reasonable, thank you

10.03.2026 21:25 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How else am I supposed to climb out of the large sundae

10.03.2026 21:23 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

I don’t recommend you ever get COVID, but if you do, allow me to suggest that you test positive on the first day of the NCAA tournament—somehow I’ve done this twice

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

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