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Shannon Jaronik

@zonk84

Center-left technocrat, lover of all things Chicago, hater of all things idiot orange gameshow host, eater of Italian Beefs (wet, cheese, both), master solutioner of digital supply chains, and drinker of beers. Oh, and Oxford Comma stalwart.

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Bears win. Cubs sign Bregman.

When people ask you what happened tonight, you tell them the North remembers.

And tonight, winter came for House Everybody Else.

#bears #cubs.

11.01.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And miss the fun of what happens you forget reconcile the wildcard you could use in a closed circuit sandbox you knew would eventually have to be defined?

What fun is that. No better teaching moment for broader architecture than β€œwhy does X say β€˜dumb_annoyance’”.

20.08.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: what happens if I add *this* kind of pepper?

20.08.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Fredo and Luca Brasi had a child, it would basically be Ed Martin.

20.08.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Fredo and Luca Brasi had a child, it would basically be Ed Martin.

20.08.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Zscaler. I hate you. You’re on the list. Further haterade as circumstances warrant.

28.07.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will admit the last 6 hours give me a bit of a hard-on.

Not proud of that. Won't defend it. But won't deny it.

05.06.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts
Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts YouTube video by JuiceNewtonVEVO

Really... I like Juice Newton.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0DK...

23.05.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWell, Senator, I see the Constitution as kind of like a puppy. An excitable, untrained puppy that’s starting to really get on my nerves.”

21.05.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 6105 πŸ” 1108 πŸ’¬ 249 πŸ“Œ 86

Thank you.

20.05.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

How much does the job pay?

Because I like to blather on, am capable of listening to nutjobs while saying "interesting...", and enjoy the occasional mind-altering substance.

I also enjoy man dudebro things but am capable of making it sound like something holier than being fat, drunk and stupid.

20.05.2025 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really cool! And now I'm feeling bad life intervened and never finished my 15 :-(

But nonetheless, ordering your book now!

20.05.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can any of them pitch? Especially in the last 3 innings?

20.05.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PlutoTV man... Recent occurrence but that's how I knew I had gotten old. "I'd really like to watch a few eps of old show X who streams it?"

No one... except - there are these free streaming places with entire channels of what I wanted :-)

Works for Taxi, Stargate, DS9, and lots more, too!

20.05.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like a poor marksman who keeps missing the target, his BBB doesn't actually even manage that.

Sucks I might out on a higher SALT deduction, but it's the Appalachian, plains, and deep south states who will suffer more.

20.05.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This stupid gameshow host administration would potentially make for an amusing madhouse streaming series.

Really sucks that it's actually reality, though.

How do you manage to pack so many jackasses of many flavors into a single group?

20.05.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Norm Peterson with a beer

Norm Peterson with a beer

RIP George Wendt... Vaguely had an inkling bad in the Superfans days I wanted to be a Chicagoan because of it.

Can't grow the walrus mustache, but fat, sassage-lovin', aviator sunglasses?

Here's to you, Norm/Bob/etc/George.

Stop me at 1.... maybe 1:30.

20.05.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bid adieu to cable news more than 15 years ago (beyond election nights) -- but Tapper *used to be* the best of a bad lot... meaning, in the last 15 years, his show was one where he at least asked serious - fair - questions and I might occasionally flip channels to it.

It's all infotainment now.

20.05.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm supposed to care, but I'll take an unending cadre of deep state puppeteers within normal boring party confines over a stupid gameshow host madman for the rest of my life if those are my choices.

Readily admit it's suboptimal, but I hate the dumb POTUS is superman shit anyway.

20.05.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We aged out of Diversey Rock n Bowl....

20.05.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo from β€œCheers”
George Wendt sitting at a bar

A photo from β€œCheers” George Wendt sitting at a bar

George Wendt, famous for his role as Norm in β€œCheers,” has died. He was 76. www.tmz.com/2025/05/20/c...

20.05.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 3688 πŸ” 843 πŸ’¬ 227 πŸ“Œ 553

Hahaha.

Kids? One of my 50 yo friends recently had his own birthday party at Timber Lanes.

I guess to be fair, he also had his own kid's BDay party there.

We had more beer for the adult one, though.

20.05.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY Cow....

08.05.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think @congressmanraja.bsky.social reminds me of Paul Simon... and I think Paul Simon is virtually the perfect ideal of a Senator: Principled, smart, able to throw elbows but also a practical solutioner.

I'm glad he's running for #IL-SEN and absolutely back him.

Rock on, Raja!

07.05.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bon appetit

28.02.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Typical elitist.

Who knows medical wonders could be found by carving up and poking around with various animal corpses in order to discover the secrets of their primal magic?

02.05.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the problem with idiotic liars. It’s one thing to call them out when they say the sky is brown, but isn’t.

It’s harder when they say the sky is penis-unicorn-pineapple.

30.04.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This seems particularly ominous for Q2... The Atlanta Fed's nowcast model didn't start flashing red until the first week of March. Bouncy as any nowcast model will be - it's been settled into a decidedly negative range for a couple months now.

30.04.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We shouldn't let manly man Burt Reynolds off the hook for his Smokey & The Bandit TRANS-am either!

11.04.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0