Usually, I would buy it from the store. For $1,000 I guess I'd pick a toilet out of a lineup.

Nah, he ate it with some fava beans and a chianti.

Yes. Keeping you honest.

There is something oddly wrong with the font continuity. It feels like maybe changes were made.

My cat ate the bingo card. Now, we mostly play poker.

What kind of shenanigans have you done to get Tom Cruise's attention.

Customer service has taken such a nosedive. You just can't get service like that anymore.

Look at his sweet little face. He probably wouldn't even bite Margaret if he had the chance. Margaret deserves it.

It's the aerosolizer that you put inhaler into. The mask goes over their nose and mouth. There's a little counter that tells you how many breaths they take. I don't expect that Indiana is going to much like this but his inhaler hasn't shown up yet so he has a small reprieve.

This makes perfect sense. I stand corrected.

I lived in Italy, Jerry. I'm pretty sure it spaghetti.

Wait...I thought she was JD's new "Love Seat"

So brave and handsome too.

That's usually dinner theater around here. I guess you get the later show.

Technically, it was because he didn't want to take his pill. I still love him but I'm not sure how he's feeling about me right now. 😂

My cat threw up on my chest a half hour ago. I love him anyway.

Yuck, I'm way too close to Cinci for that asshat to be here. Now I know why I was starting to feel nauseous.

A Aerokat chamber inhaler for giving cats asthma medicine. There's a white silicone cup at the end that fits over the cat's nose. The other end has a green cap where the inhaler fits.

This just came in the mail and Indiana realized he had very pressing business elsewhere.

Box: 6-7 serving.
Me: lol.

Abbreviated that is.

Maybe it was something weird to that time or maybe just San Antonio in general. It felt like everything was very formal. I moved to Florida after third grade and everything was shortened.

I went to Murray E. Boone elementary. When I was a kid it was never Boone Elementary but always Murray E. Boone elementary. Texas never shortened anything back then. Are they still like that?

Hey, side note. Are you actually in Austin, Texas? I have a Texas question for you.

Yeah, probably.

That beautiful moment in an aging woman's life when your doctor calls and says, " We got your bloodwork back. We really need to get you started on that terrifying medicine that you have been dodging for two years."
It's best to avoid all communication devices.

Hey, when did she steal my ride?

I'm really sorry. Jerry, no.

Jerry, if you were verified, I fear you would become monstrous. Your ego would block the sun, and we would fall into a new ice age. It may be best that you remain safe by not being verified.

That Jerrification thing has to sting.

IDK, but now I have the Bananas in Pajamas song stuck in my head.
🎶Bananas in Pajamas, they're coming down the stairs.
Bananas in Pajamas, they're coming down in pairs🎶

That doesn't seem likely. Not the apple part. The say nothing part.