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I would argue that in The Passion of The Christ, Jesus is in fact a big baby

11.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love when obviously ai generated comments get cut off for character limit.

11.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been hearing from a lot of artists about this.

Bad move on Substar's part.

11.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that's what happened. ๐Ÿ™„

It's not that conservative groups faked polls that made her look way more popular than she actually was. It's not that she was bamboozled into giving up her house seat by a bunch of virgins on 4chan.

Proof that everything can be a conspiracy if you don't know anything.

11.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a law firm in my hometown, I shit you not with the name Folland & Drown.

11.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're just now figuring out that all gas prices for the last 50 years have been made up based on loose speculation?

11.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Investigate 311 GIF Alt: Investigate 311 GIF from The Eric Andre Show
11.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a movie called Bunraku and it had Woody Harrelson in it and I can't find it anywhere.

11.03.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Dark and Demonic" a lady had a nose ring and a corset *shudders*

11.03.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had 5th dimensional sex once and now I can't get off unless she puts a โˆšฯ€ in my โˆ†v

11.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Siskle & Ebert - Spawn: The Movie Review (1997)
Siskle & Ebert - Spawn: The Movie Review (1997) YouTube video by Daily Spawn Archive

Siskel getting more and more agitated the more Ebert says nice things is just ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป

10.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He also said he loved Spawn. Truly a man of culture.

10.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Guy Ingocnito from The Simpsons

"Fear of Flying"
Season 6 / Episode 11 (5:23)

Guy Ingocnito from The Simpsons "Fear of Flying" Season 6 / Episode 11 (5:23)

Aragorn who is aragorn?

I am Strider.

10.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is honestly amazing I love it

10.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leonardo Da Vinci's the Griftruvian Man

09.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah anyone saying this wasn't deliberate is insane. It's not even original, ripped from the natC playbook

09.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 2 1 let's jam

09.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never ask a woman her weight.

Never ask a man his salary.

Never ask a bombmaker why he is running,

just try to catch up.

09.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh the unhoused euthanasia advocate has thoughts on foreign policy. We're all ears.

09.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

88% issue is a lil on the nose don't you think?

09.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trouble in the Suez...

09.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good game. Sad I never finished it

09.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"The Sphere" in Las Vegas NV.

"The Sphere" in Las Vegas NV.

You can kinda see through it when it's not lit up and I think that's pretty neat.

07.03.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peter/President

A man can only memorize so many p-words.

07.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they have significantly more dildos in stock than they used to though.

Not complaining, just sayin

07.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a train with the words freegifmaker.me underneath Alt: The "I like trains kid" from the asdf movies (not sure which number this ones from either 1 or 2 I believe. He says his catchphrase and is then promptly run over by a train, which was customary at the time.
07.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah that's good then. We had this one cap in our radar machines that was something like 30,000ยตf and it killed a dude, not instantly but several hours later. Needless to say they built a plexiglass box around it after that.

07.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick tell him you like trains

07.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice. Those'll give you a nice tingle if they aren't discharged already

07.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As your vice president you have my full support.

07.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0