Sophia

Never seen anyone put a hyphen in crack cocaine

Sadness in his eyes

The BBC News app’s live broadcast appears to just be playing Mandelson’s arrest walk on a loop

Everyday I go outside without an umbrella, knowing full well we will never have a day without rain ever again and I WILL get rained on

I’m replying to your tweet, which claimed specifically that the Cruddas scandal was worse. I wouldn’t have replied had you said another, more nuanced issue was worse. Please do not retrospectively alter your words to make my response look unreasonable, your words are right there.

Gopal’s shop was broken into :(

Once again, “Boris selling lordships”

“Boris selling lordships” is what I’m responding to

Are we reading the same tweet? They’re explicitly referring to the Cruddas scandal as being worse

In what bizarre world do you live in where that’s worse than a senior politician and diplomat being close friends with one of the worst sex offenders of recent times?

It’s been a busy day for the US justice department huh

Two Facebook group chat messages reading “God I hate those All on The Board messages” and “The final boss of 2012 metropolitan british olympics twee”

Also better than Canning Town, which perpetually has anime on theirs

My TfL underground station whiteboard informs me that Gopal, the station shopkeeper, is running the London marathon (a far better use than the embarrassing all on the board stuff)

7 minutes away in 1960 ffs

The “Doomsday Clock” is the one of the most vibes based nonsense masquerading as science things ever, sorry “Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists” but actually I think we’re at 5 minutes to midnight

Thanks Dan!

New life ambition just dropped

(Incidentally, for a long time I also thought England won in 1996 until I actually looked it up)

Give it 30 years of hype and a nation can convince themselves of anything

My mum knows I wasn’t born because she was “so stressed she thought she’d go into early labour” except she ALSO thinks it was the final

My dad is adamant he remembers holding me during the tense Euros 1996 final except:

1. He’s suffering from the shared English delusion that England made it to the final

2. I wasn’t born for another three weeks

This is the commentary my boyfriend gets when he’s watching football btw

Never mind, Barnsley scored and everyone is thrilled!! Even the commentators are happy!! How lovely, I’m so happy for them

Why do football coaches always look so upset? You just scored, why are you still angry?

I s2g every time I go to post on Instagram they’ve changed something and I have to work out how to use the app all over again

(He’s fine, he started grinding his teeth as a kitten, vet said he was teething and would grow out of it, it’s been five years and he still does it daily because he’s a freak)

If you stare at him and grind your teeth back he gets really offended

Huge restoration at beloved Shakespeare building after driver ploughs into it A driver accidentally reversed into Hall's Croft in Stratford in October. The incident revealed huge structural issues and a funding appeal has been launched

I went searching for the answer and this article is a bit misleading - insurance is covering the repair, the £500k isn’t for the damage the driver caused, it’s because the crash revealed how urgent its other conservation repairs are - www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-n...

My school had a list of troubled students up in the staff room and I feel like maybe Wiltshire Police should have had one of these. Idk, maybe the government could have given them a heads up that a convicted soviet double agent lived in Salisbury? Just in case? Put it on the list in the staff room?