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ao3 furbyflesh 30 they/them 🩺 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ accidental neil josten kin i'm fine but please grind my corpse into dog food for miya atsumu πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺokπŸ‘Œ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί trying my best icon by me banner by @bollsoppa.bsky.social

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14.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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how your email finds me

14.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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iwaoi heated rivalry for eris bday

14.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🩢

14.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this a lot.

10.01.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 5415 πŸ” 2006 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and then we toast our butts after prepping the air fryer on the ground as squirrels watch *curtain

14.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me core to forget the party im throwing

14.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

from the top now just to be sure

14.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im going to walk into the pfΓ€lzische mountains and you wont hear from me again

14.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think im losing it bc im frying potatoes and they smell like brownies like fr fr what

14.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

trudging home after one of the worst calls ive ever worked not feeling human rn and i have to go back in on sunday remind me why i do this

14.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG THATS TODAY i have no sense of time left 🫩

14.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

after "rabid dog" and "roadrunner" my attendings kindly bestowed me the new name "cockroach" bc "im hard to kword"
i can file an hr complaint or i can simply bide my time πŸ˜€

13.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im done after 14 hours 🫩🫩 but still on call if anyone needs me to unfuck something tonight

13.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nah im good just a bruise

13.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😭 hope for shifts with no physical intervention is necessary

13.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

define ok

13.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we brawl p regularly it’s ok!

13.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tired bc i have to keep working through a massive pile of work left by my incompetent juniors

13.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mehr die regel als die ausnahme bin dafΓΌr ausgebildet und werde dafΓΌr bezahlt ist schon ok :)

13.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

put a finger down if your patient picked you up and hurled you at the nearest wall and you went splat and you're feeling a bit battered now but you're fine otherwise 🫩

13.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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matching icons πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›

#haikyuu

07.12.2024 08:04 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i dont know much about berserk but i am not immune to beautiful man

13.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not me the cbt/dbt guy looking up psychodynamic speak to break it down for him 🫩 and he instantly went AAAAHHhhh...atp i should get an mbt certification too

13.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im going to end a mans career again men dont pmo challenge

13.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im proud of you bb

13.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think calls with a day between them are more evil than consecutive calls bc my circadian rhythm gets too fked 🫩 call today call sunday im going to cause problems to feel sth

13.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

captive in my skull like im captive in foreign tongues between borders under the unbearable weight of being tonight

12.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok so im booking my trip mat i buy you some tiramisu there

12.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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