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iwaoi heated rivalry for eris bday
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I think about this a lot.
and then we toast our butts after prepping the air fryer on the ground as squirrels watch *curtain
me core to forget the party im throwing
from the top now just to be sure
im going to walk into the pfΓ€lzische mountains and you wont hear from me again
i think im losing it bc im frying potatoes and they smell like brownies like fr fr what
trudging home after one of the worst calls ive ever worked not feeling human rn and i have to go back in on sunday remind me why i do this
OMG THATS TODAY i have no sense of time left π«©
after "rabid dog" and "roadrunner" my attendings kindly bestowed me the new name "cockroach" bc "im hard to kword"
i can file an hr complaint or i can simply bide my time π
im done after 14 hours π«©π«© but still on call if anyone needs me to unfuck something tonight
nah im good just a bruise
π hope for shifts with no physical intervention is necessary
define ok
we brawl p regularly itβs ok!
tired bc i have to keep working through a massive pile of work left by my incompetent juniors
mehr die regel als die ausnahme bin dafΓΌr ausgebildet und werde dafΓΌr bezahlt ist schon ok :)
put a finger down if your patient picked you up and hurled you at the nearest wall and you went splat and you're feeling a bit battered now but you're fine otherwise π«©
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#haikyuu
i dont know much about berserk but i am not immune to beautiful man
not me the cbt/dbt guy looking up psychodynamic speak to break it down for him π«© and he instantly went AAAAHHhhh...atp i should get an mbt certification too
im going to end a mans career again men dont pmo challenge
im proud of you bb
i think calls with a day between them are more evil than consecutive calls bc my circadian rhythm gets too fked π«© call today call sunday im going to cause problems to feel sth
captive in my skull like im captive in foreign tongues between borders under the unbearable weight of being tonight
ok so im booking my trip mat i buy you some tiramisu there
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