I am here with me

Scrabble graveyard

Santa's

Not creepy at all

My electrician is refusing to help me

Look at that they've misspelt OUT at gate 2.

No, really?

Al Pacino set to remake his films with a Greek mythology twist. First up is Centaur for woman

#testquiz Alien q3.

#testquiz q2. Bat out of hell

#testquiz Q1. I don't know. Also bit hard to follow this at the moment. Might not hang about tonight.

After an emotional day in his carpentry workshop Jesus swept.

Well I certainly wasn't going to guess that was the plot.

About to watch Xanadu. I have zero expectations.

Finally, you are watching a good movie

🤣

What is normal?

The top.
Just Ben Folds.
Stati quo
Suzi Mono-tro

I was walking in a stately manor earlier.
Now I'm using my normal walk.

I cant see the point of an invisible pen

That's does look nice. Everything in that photo.

The victim was struck several times with ice cubes then an abacus, Police are looking for a cold calculated killer.

Do they think his nickname is big Mac or something?

You're pronouncing it wrong. It's scone.

Yeah so I've been looking up jokes I did on twitter, you can expect more. You've been warned.

If you update the Status Quo wiki page you are maintaining the status quo.

If you don't update it you are also maintaining the status quo.

* Tracy Island

Alan: Hey how about we take this to 2nd base?

Tin Tin: yes do it.

*flys her to Thunderbird 5

Tin Tin: this isn't what I had in mind

King Arthur's knights each had a speciality. Except Sir Cumfrence, he was an all rounder.

Lady Penelope : Parker I'm not feeling great, does it look like I have anything?

Parker : Yes, malady

I think my carpenters got leprosy,
Judging by his saws.