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They're not dora the explorer stickers. They're dora the explorer achievement badges.

Me too. Me too. 🤷‍♀️

Bush on why he quit golf during the war: “I didn’t want some mom whose son may have died to see the commander-in-chief playing golf. I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best I can. And I think playing golf during a war sends the wrong signal.”

Senile Satan: 👇

Couldn't he just drink whole milk and float in sewage to heal naturally?

elmo from sesame street is making a funny face and says omg . Alt: elmo from sesame street is making a funny face and says omg .

So let me get this straight. This is a was against Iran, but also against Russia and China. Yeah, that will turn out well.

a cartoon of a devil with the words " of this idiotic conversation " on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of a devil with the words " it's a way out of this idiotic conversation " on the bottom

Look. He's standing up for the inherently racist fact that this isn't about white, non Jewish, males. If it's not about them, it's backwards racism. And THAT'S dei. /S

I'd seen the first segment of this before, but the part about the Holocaust documentary is new to me. Not surprising but still astounding.

There is no war, but the war will end soon and is just beginning.

That stupid "I'm the champion" song from the chase commercial. Ugh

My painter mate got his still wet painting stuck to him, so we had to separate the art from the artist.

This is just insane. They're trying to take away veteran benefits but they'll do this crap.

chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical

chat come back here

chat stop screaming

Lol yes, please keep suggesting this. Republican candidates will LOVE taking questions about it all summer.

One NEVER betrays the comrades

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However much you hate them you do not hate them enough

Jason Crow is a combat vet who served as an Army Ranger and Captain in the 82nd Airborne Division, serving three tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan.
He was awarded the Bronze Star for his combat leadership.
This is the way

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In a few years there will be an investigation that shows conclusively (i) no countries the US attacked were about to bomb anyone, and (ii) there was no evidence of nuclear capability let alone that it was imminent.

I feel like a lot of people just assume this yet here we are.

Yes, Mail, Telegraph, Sun, Express... We should definitely be in lockstep with the Christian warmongerers. What could possibly go wrong when you have the only supreme being who is 'possibly' greater than Donald Trump on your side?
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What's the fake job the Trump administration gives you after they humiliate you because they're worried you'll spill the beans?

I'm Roaming Ambassador Plenty Potentiary for Marble Flooring and Judeo-Christian Spice Options at Asian Restaurants.

hahaha heyyyyy this is .... bad

We all know Kristi Noem getting shitcanned doesn't actually solve anything, we know, but it's still awesome that she's having a bad day, let people enjoy this moment

"revitalized the Coast guard?" How? By taking the commandant's house?

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Quick reminder that everyone already knows her replacement will be as vile and dead inside as she is. It's ok to just...savor these moments. Let yourself have it. Let everyone have it. This is joy, and it doesn't last long. Don't make it shorter.