Al

For the love of fucking god.

Please stop getting the teens and young adults in your life wireless speakers and waterbottles.

GET. ME. A. GROCERY. GIFTCARD.

I hope when I grow up I am as beloved and lovingly ridiculed as @samreich.bsky.social

You should NOT eat four servings of sugar free chocolate pudding even if it is made with oat milk.

Shit will fuck you up

Getting better

It’s a little silly I was in nyc at the same time as all my favorite people from dropout and we experienced the weather and the sky and the city at the same time, and it made me happy that I was happy and they were happy

Moments in NYC

Actual proof from family vacation

Every time we get pushed into a group photo of “all the girls” my gf and I love to make these faces

No one who ever has those “custom” converse actually does a good job at designing them; they’re always terrible

Subconscious implies the existence of Domconscious