jessica

ban microphones

NOOOOOOO. puppets should be enough!!!

NO

there are few things i hate more than finding a creator funny and then being baited and switched into being asked to check out their new single.

i don’t believe in guilty pleasures, and on an entirely unrelated note, the big bang theory was my comfort show during one of the worst depressive episodes of my life.

i had a vivid dream that i purchased tickets and flights for a jets to brazil reunion, and now i'm afraid i missed something.

perhaps my first time spending overnight in an airport? feels crazy considering how much i’ve flown.

testing the “accidental airport theory,” having some undiagnosed neurodivergence and a 6 am flight.

you call it “airport theory,” i call it “you didn’t grow up flying out of ewr and it shows”

can you believe it? my little sweeties!

An IG Story from the Doughboys podcast account featuring Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell hugging with the caption "10 Years"

Why does this move me more than anything hanging in the Met

people go on about bonding over hating the same person, but learning you love the same person and basking in that together? that’s the stuff.

dunkin’ and chipotle are my prime case studies in the essay i will never write, titled “everything is just kinda shitty now.”

people love to rag on taco bell and waffle house but i haven’t seen a chipotle with the clean tables since 2016.

i can’t believe someone could walk into a chipotle in 2025 and think, “man, i love capitalism.”

so, so stoked for and proud of the many people i love in new york! next, we wait for the dnc to run a gif of cuomo doing the nancy pelosi clap in 2028.

sorry i’m late! i was running early and then got caught in lighting that forced me to examine my pores for 20 minutes.

since it’s already too hot to use my oven and stove on june 6, i’m dubbing summer 2025 lunchables summer.

federal donuts and get up kids shirt sightings at ord 🥹

took my bra off to eat a triple dipper at the airport chili’s

if i can love chicago after five consecutive 10-14 hour workdays, i’m thinking it may be for real.

anyway does anyone read this app? i am going to chicago.

is phl okay? an announcement just said, “we love you, we’re here for you, and we welcome you with open arms.” did i cry a little? am i okay?

i didn’t know dave, but this news has rightly rattled so many people i am lucky to cherish in large part due to his influence and community built as a result of it. i love and hurt for my people.

philadelphia is a great place to be crazy as hell 👋

one thing about me is that i fear i tell people i love them too much, but it still never feels like enough, and also i never want to stop.

🤝

picture perfect weather to look at spreadsheets for ten hours

wawa playing “danger zone” at 8 am on a monday got me fucking AMPED

i turn 40 in october and my celebration ideas are currently oscillating between the private room at middle child clubhouse and seeing whether chili’s has the same.