The Kate escape

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Fuck 2026 and all who sail in her

It can just fold in my last fuck

Gutted

This blue Monday I'm Da ba dee da ba di

Salad in a skoda

The Actor & the Air fryer

Coloursired 2026

This time next year safe

Burning fanny candle millionaires

Apparently the handles club one was no longer valid

Probs too much time in the fog and dog

I got the boys a water mint and cucumber body wash

In the bottle it smells like fresh cut grass

On me it smells like burning vagina

Scene from An Muppet Christmas Carol, the townsfolk Muppets singing about how much they hate Scrooge behind his back. Text: There goes Mr Raider, there goes Mr Wrong If they gave a prize for bein insane Call him Mr Vain

Is this anything, before I bring out the annual Scrooge-looking-at-the-furries-from-The-Shining post?

Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams

I need some more friends on #pogo for daily gift sending / opening

#pokemongo #friends #FriendCodes

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Yes. I am a nerd

Nature is healing

At the weekend I started googling interactive Lewis Carroll exhibitions, and I ended up going down a massive rabbit hole.

Balls deep in the babycham

Pot noodles are mostly veg

Specially the chimkin and shrooms
Veg

Technically a salad

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Except il papa

A crocheted frazzle of you will

When you hope for used sprinkle biscuit stocking

But make bacon

Offs

I thought you found my feet finder

Absofuckinglutely

Grief is fucking weird

22 years I lost Dad and it had been getting easier but with losing a cousin last month, it's hitting bloody hard today

This isn't for sympathy

Just to get it out of ma head

Defo a deep fried carbs day

Happy DB Copper day to all who celebrate

3 Screenshots from the movie "The Hunt for Red October" (1990): First, a green-on-black map with labeled locations like "Grand Banks" and "Nova Scotia," accompanied by text describing a Soviet submarine surfacing in November 1984. Second, a group of men in a dimly lit room, one of whom looks attentively as someone says, "Is today the 23rd?" and another responds, "Yeah." Third, a close-up of grainy, black-and-white surveillance photos showing Soviet figures, including a man in a military hat, projected or displayed on a screen.

Nov 23rd 1984 - Jack Ryan came to the conclusion that the rogue Soviet naval captain, Ramius (Sean Connery), plans to defect to the United States.

📽️📅 The Hunt for Red October (1990)

I know

Outside.

Actually dressed

3 Screenshots from the movie "Demolition Man" (1993): First, a man submerged in a cryogenic chamber, pressing against the translucent surface as he appears frozen in suspended animation. Second, a close-up of a digital display with a skull scan and identification information for "Spartan, J," dated November 20, 1996, alongside technical details. Third, the same man being lowered into foggy cryogenic chamber, shirtless and covered in condensation, looking intense and scared.

Nov 20th 1996 - LAPD Sergeant, John Spartan, was frozen in a cryo-prison. He was framed for the deaths of 32 hostages, which Simon Phoenix had already killed.

📽️📅 Demolition Man (1993)

I went to meadowhell

It was full of people

0/10 do not recommend

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