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@takeashite

Rounding up tips, letters & general shite from trash mags/tabloids. Insta: @takeashite FB: http://facebook.com/takeashite/ and threads! Let’s see which site wins.

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Latest posts by Take a shite @takeashite

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It’s been a saga. How it started.

07.01.2026 20:17 👍 50 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 7
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Anyone fancy a pair of Schindler's List leggings?

22.08.2025 18:22 👍 235 🔁 86 💬 25 📌 20

Allegedly, but everyone has a story of their hamster dying about 6 seconds after moving in.

08.06.2025 08:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who the effing hell has a hamster that lives long enough to have a birthday?

08.06.2025 07:32 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Grandad went in for an after eight and had a coronary

08.06.2025 07:32 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Du Vin, du pain, du wheeliebinesque Boursin.

07.06.2025 06:15 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This guy works for NASA

07.06.2025 06:13 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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I always sleep better with a stuffed sock on my neck.

07.06.2025 06:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Getting pegged

07.06.2025 06:12 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is why we can’t have nice things

06.06.2025 19:31 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Stickers on holes.

06.06.2025 19:29 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Swallow the science

06.06.2025 19:28 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 2

Sorry we’re rubbish here, too many accounts to maintain. Find us over on Instagram at the usual handle.

01.06.2025 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.

14.05.2025 06:05 👍 961 🔁 264 💬 24 📌 16
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Watch the fear grow in the other parents eyes as the sugar takes hold.

26.01.2025 20:00 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Make your dog look like an Eastern European peasant from the 40s.

26.01.2025 06:46 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
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I clean my carpets with boot cleaner.

26.01.2025 06:37 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ooohhh me Teflon

25.01.2025 20:10 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Watching on repeat

24.01.2025 20:12 👍 19 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2
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This guy needs to go down in history.

24.01.2025 20:11 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Ah well, that’s life 🤷🏻‍♀️

24.01.2025 21:47 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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No it won’t.

24.01.2025 21:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Typotastic

24.01.2025 07:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Nail your rubbish to the wall.

24.01.2025 07:16 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Why is your artwork weeping?

24.01.2025 07:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I prefer to use one I’ve just used to scout a rusty tray.

24.01.2025 07:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Make your knickers smell like your cat’s lavatory.

21.01.2025 06:53 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0