Simon Jessey

It's one of my favorite films, and what an incredible debut for Natalie Portman!

• They want to suppress the vote
• They want to ban protests
• They want to control the media
• They want rich people to get richer
• They want to invade sovereign nations

Trump and the GOP are turning the USA into an oligarchy like Russia.

The U.S. Mint dropped the olive branch from the dime. What does that mean for the country? | Fortune The eagle turned to the olive branch to show the nation's preference for peace over war.

BORED of peace! The Trump administration says FUCK YOU to peace and decides warmaxxing is the way to go.

fortune.com/2026/03/12/u...

A screenshot of an old, yellow-walled building taken from Google Street View.

Sure is!

The "Pennsylvania Potholes" is the name of my next touring band.

On this pi (π) day, there are lots of jokes about circles going around. 😉

Shepherd's Pie.

A sign attached to a trike that sits atop a car. The sign advertises a fitness company.

There was a guy in London who bought several of them so he could attach signs for his fitness company to them and then park them all over the place to circumvent billboard laws.

An excellent result for Ferrari, but I'm betting Lewis Hamilton is frustrated about how quickly his left front grained.

#F1

Two slices of toast covered in Spaghetti Bolognese.

It's disgusting. Canned Spaghetti Bolognese on toast is the BEST though.

#SpagBol

Same flipper

Igor Tudor: Tottenham interim boss says players can 'cry or fight' amid dire situation Tottenham interim boss Igor Tudor says his players can

⚽ Feel the love!

#COYS #THFC #Spurs

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands together . Alt: A man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands together.

Well played, sir.

I guarantee it will not launch on April 1. That would be foolish.

David Gilmour is one of the greatest guitarists of all time, so this isn't much of a surprise.

#ShineOn

I thought it was some filth on my phone screen for a second there.

My favorite is still Voyager, but this is way up there.

🖖🏻 My goodness. The season finale of STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY was absolutely incredible. "Rubincon" was a massive payoff for an absorbing season. I'm an emotional WRECK. Brilliant!

#StarTrek
#StarTrekStarfleetAcademy
#StarfleetAcademy

British man charged in Dubai for alleged filming of Iranian missiles Foreign Office officials are understood to be supporting his family.

Here's an important reminder that popular destinations like the United Arab Emirates still have REALLY fucked up laws.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Isn't that the same as EMPLOYING PEOPLE?

People get the wrong idea about England because every time you see it on TV (like in every Spurs game, for example) it is raining. But in reality, England is like a tropical paradise where the sun is constantly shining and the local currency is love and... yeah, who am I kidding?

0% solar because it is NIGHT there, dude.

How about hand cleaning the inside of every septic tank in America with a toothbrush?

Like who cares? Why not have "guest managers" for the rest of the season? A different one each game. Gary Mabbutt for the game at Anfield. Jurgen Klinsmann for the Athletico game. Throw in a few fans and celebrities. We're so fucked.

Hard to imagine a more odious turd to slip on than this fucking guy.

Also French bread. Du pain or baguettes. But still bread.

Bread, obviously. And it's not even close. British bread, to be more specific.

I would like a job carefully placing banana peels and rakes in front of anywhere this little shit walks.

Say hello to R2 | Rivian YouTube video by Rivian

This is 100,000 times more desirable than a Tesla Model Y. I'd rather have the upcoming R3, but I think Rivian has knocked it out of the park with this R2.

youtu.be/1YV3fZaOQWA

A tiny bit of drizzle and a faint gust of wind, and ALREADY THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING.

#FuckingPECO