Samtanic Panic

i'll get back to following people when i don't feel so lazy

being inbred is one of those things that's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor

my favorite thing about being a midwit is when other midwits insist I'm smart because then that means they also must be smart

I don’t usually find people attractive unless I know some of their personality because people don’t earn most of their physical traits and the traits they do are signalers of their personality anyway

If you wanted me to not be picky you should have met me during my slutty phase

anyone who's ever had squirt on their dick will not see heaven

joan of arc would have been trans

I try and try and try but I cannot be problematic enough to get Taylor Swift or Grimes to date me

get in line

I have a self hatred that could only be cultivated by simultaneously being the middle and step child

if you want to get around sinning, you simply must do acts that had not yet been invented at the writing of the Bible ;)

No but my husband has one ;)

Going back and forth between Bluesky and twitter like a digital atm (that’s ass to mouth for the non porn brained)

ppl say leftists are extreme now but tbh theyre not shit compared to what they used to be

no child of mine is in heaven

yeppppp

got the discord tho sonnnn

Redistribute the means of reproduction

My husband is :)

Oops, used the wrong pic

Anyone can be a mother but it takes a special lady to be a mommy

Jk btw. I've had one.

Just remember- if you've had an abortion this is still your day too <3

My favorite thing about having an anxiety attack is how you try to get away from everyone but everyone asks you what’s wrong :)

Trying to pretend my tears are because of the wedding and not and anxiety attack and tbh it’s not going so well

I was incorrect. On the other hand the bride apparently had a breakdown so maybe I see my first “i don’t”

On the bird app I promoted eloping because it meant you never have to go to a wedding you don’t care about again. After all, it’s not like they came to your wedding.

Grooming my younger male friend by making him watch Eighth Grade, Obvious Child, and Midsommar (in this order)

I was gonna go with ni hao since I’m Chinese but fuck it let’s let the Japanese have this too 🙄

yeah, human

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