Weird Ol’ Madge

Finding out my consort’s father performs Gregorian Chants in churches he doesn’t attend because of their acoustics was, in hindsight, a really unique green flag.

Mourning that my cadberry eggs aren’t sparking joy, they just taste like adulthood and candle wax.

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Finished “The Starving Saints” and switched to Lapvona cause I love a good medieval horror.

Didn’t anticipate both would feature cannibalism but here we are.

I was just saying to my Consort that Nintendo has impeccable timing when it comes to putting out immaculate cozy games to distract from world fuckery.

Amazing game. We’re probably buying a second Switch 2 to not have to trade off since we’re both so hooked.

Character design commission. An alchemy themed fae with golden tubing and red orbs trapping smaller fae inside. 4 small arms puppet their larger ones.

🧚🌞

✦ #art #commission #characterdesign

Heads up, I almost reported this because the meme is not about copy/paste. It’s about self-harm.

“Why are you crying? It’s just a kids movie.”

The movie:

And then you're going to write multiple books, like a sicko

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TFW you MLB Kitasan Black but you can’t easily tell people how big a deal it is because you’re playing a weird ass anime horse girl game.

Millennial vibes is when you get a new China cabinet for extra plates and stuff and your first thought seeing it has a hole for wires if it will fit the lit up Rivendell Lego set.

As someone who’s never seen an episode but is anime aware-

Is it
- Luffy’s hat?
- the boat?
- someone’s internal organ?
- the friends we made along the way?

Am I close?

Of all the easy things you can do to help the environment, conserve water for communities not corporations, not perpetuate scams, support the labor and rights of creators... *not* using generative AI is the fucking easiest. You absolutely deserve to be shamed for using it for image and text creation

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Dumbo octopus is also high on Maren pet list 😆

And I wonder why it’s so hard for me to finish a book… ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

Beautiful and lovely way to pay homage. What a great idea. 💚❤️

I gotta write. But how write when doomscroll never stop

It should be taboo to sync your contacts with an app.

I can enact all the privacies I want and some ex coworker or random cousin can upload my full name, address, phone number picture, etc etc to a random app to add me?

I feel like privacy is gone even for those who are careful.

When you're innocently going about your day, brainstorming your story and petting a cat, only to be ambushed by the horrible reminder of a bigass load of dishes in the kitchen with your name on it

slimetony - don't even get me started cptdriad - okay slimetony - thanks

My mom playfully called me moose breath today (?). So I hit her with a ‘Guess what? …. Chicken butt.”

She thinks I’m one of the funniest people alive.

People who are easily amused are just more fun.

The cover art for this looks 🔥! I’ll have to check it out!

If I had a Narnia wardrobe, I’d use it to commit crimes Aslan would be cool with outside earthly jurisdiction.

Dracula about to feed on Lucy in Herzog's Nosferatu: Text on vamp says "my intense political rage" Text on victim says "my sweet whimsy"

Happy Tuesday.
Made a meme.

Ah, I’d go Merfolk then for an NB Mer. My current WIP bleeding too much into it 😜

I’m personally for calling any Mer a Mer. The vibes catch on when you listen to ‘The Mer’ are a sort of nebulously evil force to be feared, then maid and man don’t quite cut it imo.

Hell yeah.

Philomena Cunk Gets Emotional Over Nuclear Warheads || Cunk on Earth YouTube video by 123Clips

Me with like 99% of the news lately: