Agreed. I haven't tested this yet, but Steam's clipping overlay might work? It'd be weird, but plausible
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Agreed. I haven't tested this yet, but Steam's clipping overlay might work? It'd be weird, but plausible
@newyorker.com hit the nail on the head with this one 😂
#Seaotters are highly intelligent marine mammals that use tools, like a rock 🪨, to crack open the hard-shelled invertebrates they love to eat, such as crabs 🦀.
#otters #cartoon #newyorkermagazine #seaotter #newyorker
Viable System Model of beer: water + grain + hops + yeast ??
Untappd ratings + in-brewery dials as algedonic feedback
Tulip glasses + tulip chairs
Both showers and public transit rides have 3x multipliers to Thinking Time. You'd think stationary bikes would be too because they're both moving and mindless but actually they're 0.5x at best. Long flights have 10x to Thinking Time but only if you're in the sweet spot of tired but not TOO tired
The performance team I lead at Automattic is hiring - automattic.com/work-with-us... #webperf #php #jobs #wordpress #woocommerce
Breaking News: Baby Bao found another stick!
The 3-month-old otter pup was really proud to show it off and even share it with his mom, Pintar. 💙
My condolences, that was a rough announcement to read
Interested in the @httparchive.org and not sure where to start? During the @performanceobserver.dev meetup tomorrow (12:30pm ET), I'm going to be providing an overview of the HTTP Archive and demonstrate how to start querying it! performanceobserver.dev/events/episo...
Bao, meaning “treasure” in Vietnamese, represents more than a milestone for our zoo. His birth was recommended by the Association of Zoos & Aquariums Species Survival Plan® (SSP), a science-based program supporting the long-term survival of this highly vulnerable species. 2/2
Two things growing otter pup, Bao, loves: eating seafood and playing with sticks! 💙
As first-time parents, Pintar and Sebastian have done an exceptional job raising Bao behind the scenes. Now three months old, he’s ready to make his public debut this weekend. 1/2
A construction worker in high-visibility clothing is adjusting equipment on a concrete surface. The scene is outdoors, featuring a series of rectangular metal components aligned in rows. A concrete barrier runs alongside, and there are trees and houses visible in the distant background under a cloudy sky.
A construction site at Judkins Park Station with scaffolding and equipment, featuring a partially built structure in the center. A crane is visible on the left, and trees are in the background.
Aerial view of the Mercer Island light rail station surrounded by trees and greenery. The station features modern glass structures and a large concrete platform. In the background, there are roads and parking areas, with hills visible in the distance under a partly cloudy sky.
Aerial view of a light rail train traveling across the I-90 floating bridge. Multiple cars are visible on an adjacent road. The background shows a city skyline with buildings surrounded by trees. The sky is overcast.
How it started: early construction taking shape. How it’s going: a fully connected 2 Line.
Years of planning, precision, and teamwork are leading to one historic connection, opening March 28. See more photos: https://www.soundtransit.org/blog/platform/then-now-crosslake-connection-journey-photos
In our rush to align page speed with SEO and business metrics, have we in the #webperf community lost our way? In this post, based on the keynote I gave at #PerfNow a few months ago, I explore how it's not too late to bridge the gap between pragmatism and user delight.
www.speedcurve.com/blog/fast/
Seattle gonna Seattle 😅
How do you measure when a component is “ready”? ⏱️
LCP is too global; Element Timing is too specific.
🛠️ I’ve been working with Bloomberg on a new #webperf API: Container Timing. Think of it as “LCP for a web component”, providing aggregated paint timing for a subtree.
A shocking 8.5% of sites that use CDNs deliver some static content directly to end users via cloud storage! Many are not compressing or caching this content either. This comes at a significant performance cost. Details, examples and @httparchive.org stats here - paulcalvano.com/2026-02-09-s...
Our sea otters are celebrating the Seattle Seahawks heading to the Super Bowl with fishy football treats and plenty of otter enthusiasm. 💙🦦💚
Bennie & Clovis Martin, inventors of the po' boy sandwich, to striking workers:
"We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm."
Let's bring this energy to 2026:
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
@nywebperf.com is looking for speakers for April! Have you made a website faster? Can you get yourself to NYC? Let me know!
"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
New blog post about an experiment in measuring how rendering times are affected by the size of SVGs
www.phpied.com/measuring-sv...
“pandoc for the people”, the pandoc wasm web-app, is now available at https://pandoc.org/app/
It allows to run any kind of document conversion that pandoc supports in the browser. The documents never leave the computer, thus ensuring *full privacy*.
Conversions to pdf are done via Typst […]
digital art. crude painting of a cat shaking their head up and down causing blurring and their eyes to repeat. looks like they have 10 eyes
a cat shaking their head up and down causing blurring and their eyes to repeat. looks like they have 10 eyes
cat
A cute otter image #433
Otter #433 🦦
Two screenshots from Chrome DevTools side-by-side. On the left it says "Before" and shows that rendering took 1518 milliseconds. On the right it says "After" and shows that rendering took 610 milliseconds.
Here's your friendly reminder that CSS selectors are global and evaluated RTL, so if you have selectors that are very broad like `.container > div` you might be impacting performance in a measurable way 🙈
Before and after profile of server switching after some selector optimizations in @discord.com
this is truly a perfect distillation of the AI industry's ever-more-monumental public relations problem
Showing cross-racial solidarity is a potential death sentence. There are few things white supremacists hate more.
We could talk about whether we got the "good cyberpunk" but what's important I think is a good 50 years of film and comics were trying really, really hard to make you think about this exact sort of image, and to internalize that if you saw this sort of image you should have an intense reaction to it
The 2025 Web Almanac by HTTP Archive has been officially released! 🚀
We would like to thank all of our contributors from around the globe who made this extensive report possible!
Check out the full report here: almanac.httparchive.org
"haha only serious" empire-posting gets a bit stale, why not escalate a bit more & go all-in on "You don't get it, ICE is saving you from yourselves!!" next?
