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this is me except it should be guns (plural)

Almost just had my best rook run in my 36 hours in marathon so far, unfortunately I was blasted by a trio in the exfoliating circle and my begging, screaming, crying, etc did not work

i WAS expecting yuki by week 3 again. i was NOT expecting it to be because max ragequit the series

this shit is so ass tho fr fr

my god mercedes has built a rocket ship, kimi has damage and a dogshit start and yet he's running through everyone who isn't a mclaren or ferrari

HOLY FUCK LEWIS

Yeah i wasn't talking about you specifically. that's a save he probably should have had, I made the point last night that I've gotten beat by not tucking my elbow quick enough, but at the same time Luukkonen made enough saves that the WGR callers on Twitter blaming him for the L are misguided

im the bespoke ginger btw

Bad pun, a bit cringe, but I'm cursing everyone else with it anyway

I started transdermal prog and because the most effective way for it to absorb is in the pits I've decided to call it my deod-her-ant

Crazy how that explosion just did that

Hey, I can run through that gap as long as Fred Warner decides I can (Fred Warner is in that gap and it does not want me to)

Yeah i absolutely think Lyon is the playoff starter, but also anyone blaming luukkonen for that game when he stood on his head forever and we couldn't beat lindren is silly imo. an annoying loos but not a bad one, and one you can learn from (don't play schenn ever again)

it's worth a loss to find out the stanley/schenn pairing is unplayable, but also if you're blaming luukkonen for that i don't even know what to tell you

you can only make so many sicknasty saves in one night

i want the sabres to have more "fuck you" attitudes on defense

you should hope for the opposite of that

as a pair they are unplayable, give me kesselring or metsa and never play schenn again outside of resting actual good players

not impressed by stanley or schenn thus far unfortunately

luukkonen has 13 saves tonight and every single one is the most sicknasty shit you've ever seen in your life

tage thompson in 15 seconds outshot the capitals in the entire first period

because otherwise our safeties were gonna be cole bishop/a guy who died on the field/a guy who is about to medically retire/a practice squad UDFA

A satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz with the silhouette of the guy who got trapped in Nutty Putty Cave photoshopped into it.

Looking at the lines from sabres practice and I am not ashamed to say i might have come a little

hell yeah

it is INNNNNNNNNSANE to me that this video is from THIS SEASON i totally forgot about it

It's bleak.

Fuck my life nevermind I take it back I WISH this bitch did nothing

Brandon Beane when free agency opens and he has to sign a linebacker and a safety and a LG and a FB and a new defensive line and