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Lads how are we going to Bilbao then?

08.05.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are our scouts looking for in players other than being absolute dogshit

13.04.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get that useless cunt out of our net

22.02.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will Neville shut the fuck up about Bruno

16.02.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Onana pushing it into shite areas again

16.02.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I can't TAKE IT

05.01.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with a beard wearing a black shirt is making a funny face ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing a black shirt is making a funny face

Stand offside for a freekick, offside is given, our players:

05.01.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TO US

05.01.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second to everything here. This will be a cricket score

05.01.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Understood

19.12.2024 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brighton Palace is not a derby

15.12.2024 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking Dalot there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

12.12.2024 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely what's wrong with Bayindir for him to never be in contention?

12.12.2024 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amorim, go back to Sporting. Enjoy your life. You're too good for these shit dickheads

12.12.2024 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's your favourite type of cheese

23.11.2024 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha

23.11.2024 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a joke now about his Balon Dor clause, but if he kept fit, he had the talent to be up there

16.11.2024 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

12.11.2024 14:19 πŸ‘ 19533 πŸ” 11307 πŸ’¬ 499 πŸ“Œ 1112
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking β€œweird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

14.11.2024 14:09 πŸ‘ 58933 πŸ” 16009 πŸ’¬ 2340 πŸ“Œ 4622

Excited for more people to move over from app formerly known as bird app

12.11.2024 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Desperately following some United fans on here. Need content so I can finally bin off formerly bird app

24.10.2024 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
cait.bsky.social @punished_cait β€’ 9/1/22
there is NOTHING i like better during my commutes than flagging cops on waze. nice try. stop hiding in the trees and go solve some actual crimes
waze
β€’ @waze β€’ 9/1/22
Your fellow Wazers appreciate it πŸ’™

cait.bsky.social
@punished_cait
thanks waze! ACAB!

cait.bsky.social @punished_cait β€’ 9/1/22 there is NOTHING i like better during my commutes than flagging cops on waze. nice try. stop hiding in the trees and go solve some actual crimes waze β€’ @waze β€’ 9/1/22 Your fellow Wazers appreciate it πŸ’™ cait.bsky.social @punished_cait thanks waze! ACAB!

i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had

18.04.2024 13:53 πŸ‘ 1265 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Hullo?

09.01.2024 22:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0