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Legitimately shocked we're not getting a GijΓ³n

12.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the great Wikipedia articles

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really think it's a Disney thing where everything has to be Connected

11.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a guy

11.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How did you screw up a space western series

11.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Mandolorian was a great show because it told cool Star Wars stories that had nothing to do with the core characters. Then Luke showed up and I was out.

11.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

an absolutely stacked lineup of guys to remember here. jeff conine. damion easley. juan encarnacion. lenny harris.

11.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Misty May himself

11.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You let Ezra Klein hit you with a Chotiner

11.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Massive ratio for this lousy article (2/195/7)

Massive ratio for this lousy article (2/195/7)

Yowza

11.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When a Kobe Stan gets a byline

11.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The seaside Italian town obsessed with baseball β€œIt’s all about baseball in Nettuno,” former player Giampaolo Faccendini said in the "City of Baseball" documentary. β€œI don’t know why, it’s something in the air. In the water.” When you think of Ital...

nettunesi www.mlb.com/news/the-ita...

11.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who in Italy is watching a bunch of Americans play baseball from 3-6 AM

11.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I know there's no video but there's substantial eyewitness evidence, a box score...

11.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No! No!!

11.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah bsky.app/profile/marc...

11.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also Wilt's 100 point game was a similar farce so why are we getting mad here

11.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to share this birthday bsky.app/profile/laur...

11.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My kid gave me a birthday note this morning so I'm already ferklempt.

"Dear Dad,

You are the best. I love you just the way you are. Happy birthday. β™₯️ Rosemary"

11.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. And no lie I'm currently in PT for a mysterious injury I suffered while sleeping, which seems right on schedule

11.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello I'm 40 now which feels weird to say because I don't feel 40 but the gray hair doesn't lie

11.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Love to live in the Stupid Ages

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This performance was widely deplored by all observers. West German ARD commentator Eberhard Stanjek at one point refused to commentate on the game any longer. Austrian commentator Robert Seeger bemoaned the spectacle, and asked viewers to turn off their television sets. George Vecsey, a New York Times journalist, stated that the teams "seemed to work in concert", although he added that proving such would be impossible.[4] El Comercio, the local newspaper, printed the match report in its crime section.[6]

Likewise, many spectators were not impressed and voiced their disgust with the players. Chants of "Β‘Fuera, fuera!" ("Out, out!"), "Β‘Argelia, Argelia!" ("Algeria, Algeria!"), and "Β‘Que se besen, que se besen!" ("Let them kiss, let them kiss!", which is commonly used at weddings) were shouted by the Spanish crowd,[7] while angry Algerian supporters waved banknotes at the players. The match was criticized even by the West German and Austrian fans who had hoped for a hot rematch of the 1978 World Cup match, the "Miracle of CΓ³rdoba", in which Austria had beaten West Germany; one West German fan burned the national flag in protest.[8][9]

This performance was widely deplored by all observers. West German ARD commentator Eberhard Stanjek at one point refused to commentate on the game any longer. Austrian commentator Robert Seeger bemoaned the spectacle, and asked viewers to turn off their television sets. George Vecsey, a New York Times journalist, stated that the teams "seemed to work in concert", although he added that proving such would be impossible.[4] El Comercio, the local newspaper, printed the match report in its crime section.[6] Likewise, many spectators were not impressed and voiced their disgust with the players. Chants of "Β‘Fuera, fuera!" ("Out, out!"), "Β‘Argelia, Argelia!" ("Algeria, Algeria!"), and "Β‘Que se besen, que se besen!" ("Let them kiss, let them kiss!", which is commonly used at weddings) were shouted by the Spanish crowd,[7] while angry Algerian supporters waved banknotes at the players. The match was criticized even by the West German and Austrian fans who had hoped for a hot rematch of the 1978 World Cup match, the "Miracle of CΓ³rdoba", in which Austria had beaten West Germany; one West German fan burned the national flag in protest.[8][9]

One of the very best Wikipedia articles. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrac...

11.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know actual managers are busy but they couldn't get a retiree for a few weeks of work? Dusty managed Nicaragua!

11.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Team USA facing a possible Disgrace of GijΓ³n situation because their manager is a moron is extremely funny, as someone rooting for the USA despite everything.

11.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, πŸ“Έ by Issac Baldizon

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1942 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14
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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions WASHINGTONβ€”With the United States facing a daunting array of problems at home and abroad, leading historians courteously reminded the nation Thursday that when making tough choices, it never hurts to ...

It's maybe not the funniest Onion article but I think about it a lot especially these days theonion.com/historians-p...

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

2/3 of the quotes here are the same Simpsons screen shot

10.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can just say Eagles fans

10.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0