June

hey spirit fans just so you know Lucia is pronounced “loo-chee-ah” not “loo-see-uh”

Remember how there were zero cards last night? Opposite of that. Like. As far the opposite direction as you can go

“hey Alexa how do i meet Rachael Kundananji”

Wawa, Gatorade, and Fortnite was the consensus here

Last night there were two guys standing behind @kaileylogan.bsky.social and I in the supporters section, it was their first spirit game and they kept talking about how much more fun it was than a DC United game

happy birthday or whatever 😒

check on your Arsenal fans rn, they’re screaming crying and throwing up (with joy)

what’s the record for yellow cards in an NWSL match?

If I see one more photo of croix in a kc kit I’m going to fully crashout

A big shoutout to our drummers for drumming under the tifo too!!

They took all the yellows that should have been given to Portland yesterday and said double it and give it to the next person

Apparently not. In defense of one person I was inside a cvs. But the others happened in a Wawa 😭

I have been asked by THREE PEOPLE today if I work at CVS

FRIENDLY REMINDER WE LOST THE HOME OPENER LAST YEAR TOO AND MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

Take a breath. Relax. It’s a young team and it’s going to be a long season. No need to ring the alarm bells quite yet.

Brad Jensen they could never make me like you

Spirit supporters section holding tifo with Gigi the ghost wearing a Jason mask that says spirit of the league

happy Friday the 13th bitches

its fuckin wimdy

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Love DC. hate taking 1 hour to drive 11 miles on 95.

Went into cvs to pick up my prescriptions wearing my gameday fit. An old lady asked me if I work there.

What’s your favorite thing to steal from the Dr office? I’m a big fan of the ace bandages at the ortho, personally

happy spirit home opener day to all who celebrate

bro the season hasn’t even started yet and I’m already sick of gotham

can’t believe we’re starting the season tomorrow with the Oops! All Forwards! roster

all 5 of our midfielders better be the healthiest they’ve ever been

so did we all get our cherry blossom kits today

my arch nemesis Brad Jensen is our ref for Friday’s game 😭

I’m actually so excited for the Backrooms film

hey. hey. rowdy audi in just 3 days

Me at 9 am: I wish people would just pay me to build them websites full time

Someone at 4 pm: hey I heard you build websites can you make me one