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T.S. Ferguson

@teeess

Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him https://beacons.ai/tsferguson

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Yes! The pretty ones that are hot pink and yellow! πŸ˜†

04.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fall of the House of Valenziaga: A Special Edition Novel It’s Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets The Chronicles of Amber in this queer post-apocalyptic science-fantasy extravaganza!

VALENZIAGA has *very nearly* DOUBLED the initial funding goal in 12 hours!

Blown away! Thank you all again!

Keep spreading the word, keep pledging, let’s start seeing double!

Stretch Goals will be announced tomorrow, once I’ve had a chance to sleep! πŸ˜…

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...

03.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I exhaust both of my roommates by wanting the lights on as bright as possible (as well as the backlights on my phone and laptop). Maybe I’m just a creature made of photons. Have they considered that?!

03.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This had me at Drag Race meets gay Game of Thrones! 😍😍😍

03.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ngl, this Threads back and forth got me! πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My roommate/ex/situationship/whatever-he-is is also still reading them. You’re not alone! 😁 (I am too, technically, but I’m like 20 books behind!)

23.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is @desir.ee whenever they walk into a room but especially when I have my headphones in and my back to the doorway.

13.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They're excellent, folks.

10.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Drag queen name idea: Masha Potatoes

10.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need to not be the only one talking about this! Why did they put her on her own cover?!

06.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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YES @lexi-smith-mcnick.bsky.social!!!! Congratulations!

03.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YAY!!! I'm so glad! Congrats!!!!

03.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like β€œsjws” or β€œwokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do

03.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1338 πŸ” 338 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Honestly, folks, stop self-censoring yourselves. Just say it! Say what needs to be said! People like Deborah need to have their stupid, harmful opinions challenged every time they share them!

31.01.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am that roommate and before I knew Ellis had posted this, I also said β€œsome gays are so thirsty” and β€œit wasn’t me.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ WE’RE ALREADY SHARING A BRAIN!

29.01.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

16.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 5934 πŸ” 3399 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 89
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I’ve been catsitting over the holidays, so y’all get the gift of little furry paws.

31.12.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diva’s Christmas Carol with Vanessa Williams!

25.12.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whose ass do I need to help you kick?

23.12.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.12.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My friend let me play with their BG3 character creator this weekend and shared one of my creations with their friend.

Friend: Oh. Oh yes. This is good. Who is Cuntina with the fuck-ass bob?!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.12.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Drag king name idea: Duncan Milk

08.12.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please, I’m so tired!!

05.12.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I go back to Twitter, I'm reminded why I left in the first place. It's a cesspit over there now!

03.12.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you wake up in somebody else’s home (catsitting) and realize β€œI have no idea where I last left my glasses.”

28.11.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Hop to it! Don’t delay! Hop to it! Better make it today! 🎢

25.11.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when you weren't a fujo you were a man in the wrong body and now you have to watch women treat your sexuality like a spectator sport and tell you it's wrong to feel gross and alienated about that

23.11.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

give me m/m stories written by men challenge

im so tired

23.11.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0