Irk Irwell

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A poem: WALL/PAINT

Thank you Rachel, that means a lot. I'll definitely look out for the call for submissions.

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A poem: The Distance Between Here and There

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A poem: Landing

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A poem: The [THING] In The Cupboard

A document titled "HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: THIS RELATIONSHIP. CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH (COSHH) ASSESSMENT." Product Code: REL-2019-013. Hazard Identification notes the substance as Love (Counterfeit) with a composition of 60% guilt, 25% gaslighting, 10% intermittent tenderness, 5% your fault. It features official COSHH symbols for Corrosive, Highly Flammable, and Toxic. Exposure routes list Inhalation, Skin Contact, Ingestion, and Eye Contact. Fire-Fighting Measures recommend Silence, Absence, and Blocked numbers as suitable extinguishing media. The footer reads: Irk Irwell Ind. H&S_COMP_FORM_COSHH.

The second page of a COSHH assessment document. Accidental Release Measures recommend evacuating the shared flat/future/delusion immediately. Toxicological Information notes acute effects include immediate damage to self-esteem (LD50: one criticism). Disposal Considerations recommend therapy and time. Regulatory Information features official COSHH danger symbols. The revision history reads: v1.0 Thought it was love. v2.0 Realised it wasn't. v3.0 Left anyway. v4.0 Stayed left. The disclaimer states the manufacturer (your past self) accepts no liability for continued exposure.

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A poem: COSHH

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A poem: After the Cup Is Set Down

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A poem: What’s still upright

God Damn It! I shouldn't have laughed at this - but I did.

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A poem: What the Dog Knows

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A poem: Jump-Start

Genuinely heart warming. Made me think of my Grandma.

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A poem: Sustainability

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A poem: The Last Egg in the Carton Speaks

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Congratulations 🎊 👏

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A poem: How to Abandon a Poem

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A poem: Something...

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A poem: Services

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A poem: Out of Office

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A poem: Love Songs

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A poem: Wager

Thank you. I'm not usually one to give advice but I thought this was sound. 😁

Thank you.

Thank you.

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A poem: Winter Maintenance

Thank you 😊