Frank Yoda

dave never replied to the text and he isn't answering the phone, not entirely sure what to do next 😬

hahaaa guess i used the wrong emoji, glad she's dead & just hate going to the lawyers. sorry for the mix-up

Scott Adams got sucked into Hellthread and I think blocked me because I told him that Garfield sucks

Dave are you still alive?

when your pal hasn't been on clash of clans for three weeks

Hyperloop

mom's never truly dead as long as i have to go see the lawyers again 🥰

the hallucinations will continue until i get a decent night's sleep

whatever gets you through the day huh bub

yeahhh those people are idiots or grifters or both

✊️hell yeah!

i mean the worst that's gonna happen is a free colon cleanse, people PAY for that

pro tip: "best before feb 23" means "pretty good march 10" everything is full of preservatives nowadays so eat up!

HBDDDDDDDDDDDDD 🥳🥳🥳

so far so good, a little skittish haha

when my wife says it's time i'll let her do what she wants to, i'm not crazy

nope, that was the first thing we tried. he's reallllly smart 🙃

they're absolutely evil but the meece won't go into the no-kill traps no matter what i put in there

little bit of cooking oil and a q-tip and he was good to go 😊

look at youuuu, makin friends already

yessir!

CAUGHT A MOUSE!! not THE mouse because turns out there's two (or more, god forbid)

heard some squealing last night at 1AM and there he was in a glue trap. and here he is now in his new home at work because my wife wouldn't let me keep him at home

say hello to cyclone taylor!!

there's people out there who can't even dream up a paragraph, one of 'em is typing this right now. you got NOTHING to feel bad about.

that and "are you not respecting dinner" are the highlights of the season for me

man's 80 years old, he's goin as fast as he can

between the face and the voice i just thank god conservatives are so fuckin dumb

every time he opens his mouth all i can think is "and you want to be my latex salesman....."

looks gassy

pierre poilievre with them dead deadddd eyes

this man's face has no idea what it's doing