Astral Bollshit

Thank you! She's well aware 🤣

So much class, I'm ready to host dinners now 🥂

I had a whole innocent "flexibility" reply lined up ready to post when it hit me what you *meant* (autism brain) and now I'm sitting here wondering how I only wasted my youthful hyper-mobility sitting weirdly in chairs and not...you know...grooming. I apparently was not as curious as I thought 🤔🤣

Oh yeah. She knew I was there and watching her, and she was feeling really sus 😂🤣😂

They are ADORABLE!!

She's such a great cat! I'm very glad we have her 🖤🖤

Yes, yes I am 😂🤣😂

I do know this! I'm very much looking forward to it!
One of my old cats LOVED when I sat on my chaise with the laptop table, but I liked it low, so she'd nudge me to raise it so she could settle in underneath. Then I'd lower it again 😂

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An orange and brown striped cat sits with her back to the camera, one paw bracing her to the right, and her left leg sticking straight up into the air. Guess where her head is? Guess what she's doing. Go ahead, guess. Just be glad this photo is being taken from behind (hehe, 'behind' you get it?!)

Honestly, having a cat around adds a sense of class to the house

Don't know why, it's just a couple of toothpicks wrapped in jeans...but I am glad she does ☺️

OMG she came back!!

She did 🖤
I was so afraid to move though 🤣

She stayed for a while too! Only the sound of the neighbor taking out her trash roused her to go watch (sitting she will be unable to do once the plants grow back. Also, she has such good hearing!)

It's been 6 days, but it finally happened again!!

I think the third time won't take as long as the second did. She'll be a lapcat by the end of the month, I just know it!

I love my feed sometimes

Because the world is on fire and nothing matters, have a Monochrome Mesozoic Monday.

Also, I'm going to bed.

Antifa meeting on plane 657 (I booked super late, thnx ADHD). We're testing our projections and seeing who can hold a pillow down the longest. We will use the orange headed one for tests.

So, hemp is used in fiber arts, right?

And hemp is a cannabis plant, right?

Ergo my fiber intake is just fine, thankyouverymuch

Oh. No we don't. I guess it's Plan B: "colonize the moon with fascists but forget to send oxygen"

🤣😂🤣😂 🖤🖤

The people that destroy things just because others are enjoying them, the men who kill their partners when they leave because, "if I can't have them, nobody will," and the people who vote against their own interests to "own the libs" because we voted for a Black man are a circular venn diagram.

There's a cluster of ancient cities in Turkey that are close together, but each have different motifs (animals vs plants vs geometric) and nobody really knows the purpose for such distinct cities so close together and I'm telling you (gut facts) one was for women, children, and higher status men and

I have no proof, but if we give it a try, it'll be better than...this...*gestures broadly*

I'm very extremely against segregation of races. But I'm starting to think that the majority of men and women need to not cohabitate in order to heal the millenniums-long generational trauma of the patriarchy

One was just for the men, with their own subculture and government. It's the city where the builders, hunters, and low status (violent, narcissistic) men lived. And the third was where they met up to plan, party, mingle, and make babies before returning to their respective cities.

There's a cluster of ancient cities in Turkey that are close together, but each have different motifs (animals vs plants vs geometric) and nobody really knows the purpose for such distinct cities so close together and I'm telling you (gut facts) one was for women, children, and higher status men and

Hey dudes, if you want women to even consider letting y'all be involved in society when this is all over you need to be loudly on our side.

Because what I'm seeing is you had your turn in charge and turned our species into a violent parasite that preys on its own kind and destroys its own habitat.

I'm thinking that anyone who wants a racially homogenized society can relocate to their own continent. I nominate Antarctica. It's their favorite color, to boot. Never say I don't think of people's preferences ☺️

I definitely need to try some pantyliners!

Unfortunately, my cause is roving humors, at least that's what I've decided. My body just randomly goes from normal to DTF in about 2 seconds and I have no warning whatsoever 😭

Oh hey. I shouldn't post high, methinks 🤔🤣