“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
Kicked out of the zoo for saying "the creator's barely disguised fetish" at every enclosure,
let me guess, you work in the field of Law?
pitching is the better deal though. get paid more the less work you do.
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you can tell aaron judge isnt taking the world baseball classic seriously because he's actually hitting homers
Gregorian Chants Should Replace In-Game Music At Frost Bank Arena Luke Kornet Luke Kornet Follow 2 min read · Mar 9, 2026 367 44 Music is the lifeblood of the NBA. Whether it's getting pumped up pre-game, or celebrating in the locker room, zoning out on long flights, or keeping our fans energized and engaged -- music lifts us up and brings us together. Pop, Country, Hip-Hop, we listen to it all. But when it comes to Frost Bank Arena's music on game day, there's one essential musical form that I can't help but notice is glaringly absent.
Ok, this Luke Kornet guy has got to chill
i always forget that jamie gertz owns the hawks
Gregorian Chants Should Replace In-Game Music At Frost Bank Arena Luke Kornet Luke Kornet Follow 2 min read · Mar 9, 2026 367 44 Music is the lifeblood of the NBA. Whether it's getting pumped up pre-game, or celebrating in the locker room, zoning out on long flights, or keeping our fans energized and engaged -- music lifts us up and brings us together. Pop, Country, Hip-Hop, we listen to it all. But when it comes to Frost Bank Arena's music on game day, there's one essential musical form that I can't help but notice is glaringly absent.
Ok, this Luke Kornet guy has got to chill
can't wait for his Cloud9 teammates to get him into league, only for him to find out the handle "ky1ermurray" is already taken
This is giving this guy too much credit, by the way. He ordered a coffee with a little milk and they asked him what kind of milk and he lost his shit.
showing my students this image to help them understand what elvis looked like
what's the old saying ... if you have tua quarterbacks, you have none?
shanahan is going to open camp with a gushing press conference about mike evans being one of the elite run blockers in the league, and evans agent will immediately announce he's doubtful to start the season with a groin strain
KENNETH WALKER: I'm excited to get to work with Coach Reid, sprain all my collateral ligaments, have 7 touchdowns vultured by the 5th string tight end, and have the ghost of Tyreek Hill possess my body and make me kick a server at Buffalo Wild Wings #chiefskingdom
KC is like Final Destination except for skill position players crashing their car into a school bus
It is so jarring to see a game in Miami with fans in the seats.
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher
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Luke Kornet contested the Hawk's Magic City Monday by jumping straight up and down from a safe distance
The four teams that make the conference finals pick last.
5th place team gets the 1.01
okay, looks good, but what did i tell you about the sideburns? you should lose em.
indecision meme: button that says ken jennings button that says "a selection fo america's most unpopular assholes"
every day that passes it becomes more absurd that jeopardy bosses were in a cold sweat trying to replace trebek
the cia intervened to make these unpopular
Put on a coat, bro. What is $100 to you, you're gonna waste it anyway. Polluting the environment, might I add.
$100 is basically worthless to you. To the investor class, he's setting up Giannis Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr for life. It would be unethical *not* to take that money from you, broke ass.
You gotta understand, Giannis already has generational wealth--he's thinking about his legacy.
You say, "how much money does he need?", but when he's stealing $100 worth of heating oil from you, he's not seeing $100, he's seeing $1,000,000 for his great great great great grandson. Now do you see?
fun game I just invented: trying to spell southern indidigenous-derived place names in italian
way down yonder on the
🤌Ciattahucci🤌
wow
