I know Trump routinely humiliates anyone who ingratiates themselves to him but honestly I’m built different

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

pain at the pump is weakness leaving the Ford F-150

Oski the bear looking like he’s about to harvest your soul

Five Nights At Oski’s

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

He is decomposing before our very eyes

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

I am begging anyone considering believing this to listen to one of these AI CEOs actually speak. Big difference between your 5 year old saying “there’s a monster in my closet” and a newspaper credulously printing “local child reports Bigfoot sighting”

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Thank you sir

who gets to fly in the government fuck plane now

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

seems bad

I gotta start sending you some of the guitar stuff I see

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f...

we reached the “no WMDs” phase in two days.

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.

More like "BORED of Peace" and now to put down my phone and not check to see how many people have made that joke already

(to Iran) “you want one, bud???”

> @covie93.bsky.social

I voted for the coup-plotting pedo because he said he wasn’t going to start any wars :-/