Arkham Knight is not a role model.

I was ONE LETTER OFF on the NYT crossword today and it bugs me.

Amusingly I found the Muppets special to be very …safe? It didn’t really take risks.

Old and tired: Whamageddon

New and inspired: Whamenger Hunt. Without going out of your way to listen to it, score one point for every time you recognize hearing "Last Christmas" between December 1-25. Highest score wins.

I’m trying (and mostly succeeding) to keep my Facebook to 30 minutes or less.

I’m gonna start praying again but just Middle Child prayers where every night I make sure God knows about everyone who misbehaved or bothered me today.

Nothing shows you how many connected devices you have like changing WiFi networks.

TIL that scorpions can survive for two days underwater, which really contextualizes the fable of the scorpion and the frog

I feel we are but a few short days until Johnson & Johnson gives Trump a billion dollars and he memory-holes this.

We should delay kids’ first birthday parties by a couple of years so they can really appreciate and express how weird it is the first time a flash mob shows up and sings a song AT you.

Nothing in this universe wants Daredevil to suffer more than the first part of anything media property with Daredevil in the title.

Can I Sue the President? - FindLaw FindLaw reviews how and when you can sue the president, history of presidential lawsuits, and what you need to know before bringing a lawsuit.

No. And if you could, what do you think Judge Tanya Chutkan is gonna do?

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"Fear of retaliation" is a lousy excuse for inaction. Friends and especially elected representatives, they've shown us that they'll hurt us *the moment they're able to do so,* so there's no reason to stand there and let them.

Nothing declares my intent for the day like getting out of the shower and putting on a clean pair of sweatpants

It’s gonna be tough to have the Star Trek future when we’re trying so hard for Judge Dredd

Your discouraging thought of the day is that it doesn’t matter how illegal something is if the people who enforce those laws don’t care.

I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am discouraged by how prepared the people who wanted to be stormtroopers were to do stormtrooper things.

Don’t forget: you can’t fix someone/something that likes being broken.

Don’t forget that you cannot reason with an unreasonable person.

“The deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 2001” is a hell of a sentence.

The book was fine but the bit in the acknowledgments that read “this character is named after Ada Lovelace and Hedy Lamar, both of whom were hotter than you and smarter than you but too dead and polite to tell you so I’m doing it” is an absolute gold mine.

On one level, I get it, but c’mon, crochet. A “half double crochet?” How is that not just “a crochet?”

When it’s early but you’re like “I’m out of distractions, may as well get to work.”

Todays vibe

Leaving Chalice last night instead of this morning was a solid decision.

My willingness to do an activity is driven more and more by how easy it is to get ready for said activity.

Riding the actual bike went mostly away in large part because it takes 20 minutes to get dressed and prepped for the ride.

I don’t know who needs to hear it, but Susan Collins is not going to save us.

I don't in any way want an RV or trailer, but the algorithm keeps showing me camper tours and those are pretty fun to watch.