TitaniumMan

I remember a guy who didn't sweat through his tan suit.

Mel Brooks, from his film History of the World, Part 1, holding three tablets with "the 15 Commandments"

At this point, he's broken all 15 Commandments

Anytime he starts a quote with someone saying, "Sir,..." you know it's BS.

He's been on a gradual decline since Santaland Diaries.

The production of the Melania film?

He thinks he's the king and everyone else in the world are pawns.

Bright yellow clown shoes with colored polka dots

Shoulda got 'em these

Antique rotary dial telephone

They did

Wow. "The biggest I told you so in the history of I told you so's."

Why does should have an "l" in it? Should should be spelled shoud.

Bike rider's leg wearing shorts

Potholes and puddles on a road with snowbanks still on the sides.

Snow covered field with tree in the background and blue sky above.

First bike ride of the year wearing shorts today. Not often I get to do that in Massachusetts while there's still snow on the ground.

Temp 70 degrees with lots of potholes on the roads and puddles from all the melting snow. But still a great day to ride.

#BikeSky

"Stop telling 'em what we told you to tell 'em."

This time around, the movie will be called "Tighty Whities"

"My Magic 8 Ball says, 'I have no idea.'"

I was about to say that Ernesto Colnago must be rolling over in his grave... but he's still alive at 94 years old.

Handmade mug covered with images of birds in flight

The bird one is pretty cool too.

I went back to SPD clipless pedals after I had those metal studs on flat pedals gouge my shins a few times.

Fixed it: "...which may be exaggerated, unfounded, OR TRUE...

The word "Posts" from a BlueSky profile page

That's what they're called right in BlueSky profiles. So, yes.

Rocket Raccoon character from Guardians Of The Galaxy, snarling while holding a large futuristic weapon

Wannabe Rocket Raccoon

Obi-wan [waves hand toward the neighbor's roof]: "Those aren't the gutters you wanted installed."

Neat little truck. Probably not street legal in the US, but maybe being sold for landscape maintenance, agriculture fields, etc.

About that 7% who say they've never seen a movie in a theater: What's the demographic? Are they all youngsters that have always just streamed? Or something else?

Et al. al. al. al. al....

I have no desire to ignore politics, but it would be nice to go just one day.

😂 "mee-crow-wah-vay" 😂

Gotta love the baseball bat hanging on there

Does he think people speak Latin in Latin America?

Old folks might be fine with the govt taking way refrigerators, washers, and dryers. But taking away TV sets would be touching a third rail.