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jeff heavydog

@jeffheavydog

manicposting pixie dream guy. "quality assurance" aka thing-breaker. he/him but not fussy about it. failed writer. old nerd. on a radicalization journey. some may find me annoying, and that is okay. mischief cryptid. shitposter semifinalist.

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shit AGAIN? fuck.

26.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well. shit.

20.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well well well

18.11.2025 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)

05.11.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lookie lookie who's got the cookie

23.10.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

real. bro.

23.10.2025 11:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are we still talking about glue

23.10.2025 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one cannot gay wrong (?)

22.10.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules

22.10.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

arf

22.10.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you

12.09.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not nearly enough dead ceos today

cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15.01.2025 18:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

rest in piss bozo

24.07.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

and this is the thanks i get!?

(na na na na)

21.08.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thin line between yeet and skeet

dangerous

21.08.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin

21.08.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 2

we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch

21.08.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in

07.08.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ow cramps

05.08.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y

31.07.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GRITS?

29.07.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

29.07.2025 14:26 πŸ‘ 2323 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off

always here for your pissposting needs

28.07.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rest in piss bozo

24.07.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna dun dun dun

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!

11.07.2025 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not your buddy, fuckhead

10.07.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?

10.07.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you are weary of the news

i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible

we are not the same

03.07.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now

02.07.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

30.06.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0