Jas 🦅

Lemon twist strawberry from smoothie king

This journey of getting my wisdom teeth out has been hell

They took 4 wisdom teeth out of my mouth. It felt weird even saying the word

In 2 weeks this is going to be funny as hell but not rn

From one autistic person to another read the fucking room dawg

I’m getting victim blamed for my own smoothie 😭

The Lord just needs to bring me through

I have never been more hungry than I have been during this wisdom teeth process. And today has tested me more than any other

I promise you the Lord has really tested me today 😩

Just in case yall think I’m playing

Ion even know. They said it would be quicker and it was just quick to disappoint

I’m so hot

Do you want me to cuss you out?

I ordered a smoothie from DoorDash and used the drone option. These motherfuckers delivered it on my roof

Beef Wellington is just an upscale corndog

I’m tired of looking at him flail around out there on offense and defense

Senguin is too much of a bitch for Houston to win a championship

ashariexpresses 1d Kamala Harris voters should be exempt from this, cuz we ain't vote for ts. Take MAGA & third party voters first, this what y'all wanted, y'all should be on the frontlines. Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind X.com WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table. 4:20 PM • 3/8/26 • 441K Views

It now appears clear that Jeffrey Epstein did NOT off himself, based on staff talk overheard by inmates, independent bank reports that large deposits of money were made to the guard in charge at the time, and 2 suspiciously nonfunctioning cameras.
(Source: Julie Brown, Miami Herald)

Yuck

IF the Dawn of the Jedi movie is truly canceled, it’s likely because the Acolyte was canceled too.

When you complain about anything new, including jedi in an era prior to the core films, then they’re not going to want to explore a jedi prequel 25,000 years before the core films.

I’ll never forget when he got his jaw broke for not paying that money back 😭

Are chick fil a fries back to normal?

Doing herself zero favors with that name

I haven’t had a chip in 4 days.

There’s a Tik toker beefing with a social media restaurant and the name is literally eggs by Toya 😵‍💫

I can’t eat what I Wanna eat because of my mouth and this shit is getting old fast. It’s day 4 and I can’t chew anything solid

You would be a fool

"Stop the doomerism! You guys are overreacting! " they said, to the people who had accurately predicted everything that has happened for the past decade.