Stephen

A house for sale in MINGE LANE.

They’ll need to trim that bush.

Never related to a meme harder than I do with this one right now

another day proving my theory: the only thing billionaires have ever contributed to society is their ex-wives.

That author name tho

Likewise “flangleswubbler” 🤣

Lynx Africa now comes in plastic bottles

2027 will be as long from Austin Powers being unfrozen in 1997 as when he was originally frozen in 1967.

a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field ALT: a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field

£5 - Badger Badger Badger Badger
£10 - Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
£20 - Mushroom (Mushroom)
£50 - Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake

It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.

An 8 bit image of Super Mario. Caption reads "Have a super Mar 10"

The people who told us austerity was crucial, Brexit would be brilliant, Boris Johnson’s amazing and Liz Truss is an economic genius, are now insisting the country should join an illegal war

#BBCLauraK

DMing you my address

Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

New York Times headline will be “Trump expresses concern for US citizens”

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

Vegas, baby!

“Yes on murdering people, no on being allowed to say that murdering people is bad.”

Blimey. Sky News reporting YouGov / Sky News / Times voting intention

*Greens leapfrog Labour into second place*

RefUK 23% (-1)
GRN 21% (+4)
LAB 16%(-2)
CON 16%(-2)
LDEM 14%(nc),

Pollster note: This is the highest we've had the Greens, the first time we've had them in second

Green MPs Hannah Spencer, Ellie Chowns, and Carla Denyer standing in the House of Commons chamber

Hannah Spencer being sworn in as an MP

Earlier today, the new Member of Parliament for Gorton and Denton, Hannah Spencer was sworn in.

@sarahastolat.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope you’ve had a great day! 🎉🎉🎉

I have a fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it

If you see this post a knight

North Devon Journal: WOMAN ATTACKED POSTMAN WITH SATSUMA.

Could we please clarify who had the satsuma?

And for the Uber board game geeks who go to a game night and then are greeted with Diplomacy.

Imagine thinking that an endorsement from Galloway would lead to an *increase* in votes.

That Starmer letter is quite something. I haven’t seen something so graceless and petulant in UK politics since Peter Mandelson’s victory speech when he won his seat in Hartlepool in 2001.

I’m too scared to even watch the video

The Green party and Reform now have the same number of MPs elected in this parliament, though Reform has more in total thanks to Tory defecations.