dandelion goblin

A lovely rough collie with speckles of snow in his fur

Snow is starting and Robert is loving it.

So expensive. And the upkeep is ridiculous! Plus my kid is always conveniently at his mom’s when we have big snow. 🙄

Every time we’re expecting a big snow I look at snow blowers & then I’m like “oh right they’re literally ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS & I can’t afford that, guess I will risk my back&heart until I die.” If only there were a way we could get snow removed in an organized cost effective municipal way.

Gorgeous!

Quark has some interesting gender fuckery doesn’t he

You’re welcome/sorry 😂 it’s a very “nostalgic childhood” sensory memory for me

Dogs are the worst and the best but really the worst 😂😂

A fluffy white muppet dog holding a dried up squirrel carcass. A tabby cat is sniffing it intently.

The extremely goofy white muppet dog looking very proud.

I got home from walking the dogs and discovered Lando had picked up a SPECIAL SOUVENIR and carried it all the way home—the world’s oldest driest squirrel carcass. I took him out to the alley and offered him treats in exchange for leaving it and he willingly obliged. He’s very proud of himself.

These elderberry gummies taste like stale co-op fruit leather.

Just like everyone else, I too was woken by this wimdy ass wind.

LOUSY SMARCH WEATHER.

Remember that brief moment where it almost seemed like Frey had found his spine, only to re-bury it deep underground and replace it with the slime of a thousand slugs?

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

MPS families directly impacted by ICE are reeling, and MPS caregivers have been pouring everything we have into looking after our neighbors. We need local and state governments to step up!

This veto is incredibly disappointing. Our neighbors need our support! The mayor is choosing to let us down.

Agate, Housing Stability Coalition, Avivo, Catholic Charities, Aeon, People Serving People, Project for Pride & living, Beacon, & Simpson Housing services all joined the Mayor’s press release for his veto of Pause Evictions Save lives.

These orgs officially stand on the wrong side of history.

I don’t believe in it. (Happy birthday!!)

This is the zillow for the house
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Me: I am grumpy and exhausted and all I want to eat for breakfast is a donut.
My brain: you’re gonna feel bad unless you eat a protein.
Me: fuck you.
[a few minutes later]
Me: I’m so nauseous from all the sugar and lack of protein. Who could have predicted this?
My brain: seriously ho

A picture of the top of a boba container. The strawberry is quite vaginal.

Editor: You get that strawberry boba lid design finished?
Graphic designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

This quote has been with me every day since I first heard it and I love her so much for saying it.

holy shit

I went to an office building in Manhattan and visited a store with a dozen kinds of fake dirt.

Ooh an excellent counterpoint

Sorry for being concerning! My O2 sats are perfect, and it’s not much/very infrequent. Promise if it becomes bad I’ll go in, but at the moment I’m quite stable and fine!

Coughing up small amounts of blood from my lungs is so not-affirming of my gender. I’m not a wilting Victorian lady with a dainty white handkerchief to cough into, damn it. I left that behind!

A very sad looking white muppet dog with a snow beard.

A derpy ass collie with a white nose like he’s been face deep in cocaine.

What do you mean the snow is going to melt by the end of the day? Say it ain’t so.

Oh no the Looner THC cola is really tasty. But also it has so much caffeine for a caffeine-free middle aged queer with Covid. Mistakes have been made.

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me