Lucy🏜️

doesnt feel so good to lose at the last second does it tom…

ICE isn't just building detention centers. It's engineering an entirely new industrial infrastructure for mass deportation; modeled explicitly on Amazon's supply chain. Here's the full architecture of what's being built. 🧵

I retract my statement. Now he’s broken. 😂

All I hear is “We want to reduce harm to our Republican BFFs”

Ahhhh. I wondered if this was the case with Maxx.

I hear Chicago offered the 2 firsts they wanted - Baltimore just had better picks.

I think Lions’ fans need to be nervous 😬

Polis better not fucking dare (but he will)

I hope Dems impeach him for it too.

Video Refutes ICE Claim That Ruben Ray Martinez “Ran Over” Federal Agent Before Fatal Shooting In Texas, newly released body-camera and surveillance footage casts doubt on an ICE official’s claims about the killing of Ruben Ray Martinez, a 23-year-old U.S. citizen who was fatally shot by a fede...

The officer who killed Ruben Ray Martinez has been identified as Homeland Security Investigations agent Jack Stevens.

A doctor could do the funniest thing ever

No they aren’t. They keep reposting this job and collecting applications but not hiring anybody.

Maxx Crosby WHAT???

Hahaha I might be moving back.

This map seems weather-based more than anything.

People don’t know how hate-filled and expensive Arizona is.

Oh absolutely the fuck not ☠️

This must be an early April Fool’s joke.

US Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi raises millions for Illinois Senate bid as fundraising draws scrutiny U.S. Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi’s prowess at raising campaign cash not only gave him an early, dominant presence in the Senate race but also has made him one of Washington’s most prodigious fundraise…

This guy is going to be completely unaccountable to Illinois voters. Completely. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/10/r...

Ahh. Should be good then. :)

Time is not moving today!

Grammarly turned me into an AI editor against my will and I hate it The company tells Platformer it will let experts opt out of the controversial feature — but how different is it than what every other AI company is doing?

Wait, what?! Grammarly made an AI persona of me and all these other journalists?!!!!!

Thank you @caseynewton.bsky.social for shaming them into at least offering a paltry optout— although obviously that is not enough.

www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

Dream big! 😂

Thank you for the warning my commute home will be rough! 😂

Did AI write this?

Folks, this is who you DO NOT VOTE FOR if they run for President (or reelection)

No one in Congress can run against Trump when they aren’t standing up to him now.

Cowards. All of them.

I’m 87 baby and found out in 2024 my measles titers were gone.

Mumps and rubella were ok. I got a booster then.

CDC sucks now. I was born in 87 and vaccinated. I had my MMR titers run and measles protection was absolutely gone. I got a booster in 2024.

Mumps and rubella were fine.

Please talk to your doctor about getting a booster or your measles protection checked!

I’m not a unique case.

Hey Congress,

Why are you ALL ok with this?

My god. Stop letting us suffer mentally and emotionally on a daily basis.

Enough is enough after 14 months.

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

😂😂😂

If this is as weird as my day gets, I’ll be in heaven.

Feeling a little less overwhelmed today. Just focused on not giggling at this guy for being weird.

Mood.

I’m in a sweater and an outdoor fleece in the sun and I’m cold 😭

I am weak sauce.

Poor baby though. She will warm up soon!

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The male loneliness epidemic could be solved by men buying Tupperware.

There’s a grown ass man scarfing down lasagna in a full-sized casserole dish in the courtyard at work. 😭

league source confirms Malcolm Rodriguez is re-signing with the Lions

Bigger fish to fry. Read the room.