🪻caper🪻

I'm ok, but delayed processing means it's gonna hit me at some point in the future and I'm like ???
Very tired now, I wanna take a nap and eat chicken and leek pie 🫩✨

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

My Grandpa (dad's dad) died last night unexpectedly

SIGNALIS [Looping the room]

#Signalis #Signalisfanart #loopingtheroom

Inspired in: youtu.be/icBDYkfxpMs?...

I have no fucking idea why she's like this. I don't hurt her, I hadn't yelled at her or anything about throwing up, I just cleaned it up and gave her a pat and some biccies. But she just freaks out for no reason!!!!! God I'm so fucking annoyed. Now I cant sleep, I'm in a bad mood and my foot hurts 😭

She does this often where she follows me around or insists on walking Infront of me but then gets scared because I'm behind her and scrabbles about. But this time instead of going forwards she span around and scratched the fuck out of my foot while running over it and behind me.

Really struggling to sleep tonight, then my cat threw up a bunch, so I cleaned up and then got a CBD gummy to help me sleep. Walking back into my room Molly freaked out for no reason BC she had followed me and I was now walking towards her

She did realise it didn't work when I was in a much better mood when they all came back. I obviously didn't get expelled BC that's illegal. She stopped trying to make me believe and I still had to go to assembly again after that ):

Because we had to sit on the floor with the whole school around us and had to be quiet, pray and sing and it was boring. I did think it was unfair to get expelled so I was a little worried about that.
I got to chill on my own in the class room, it was great.

I gained sentience and examined what we were being taught and went "this some silly shit". Told my teacher (I was at a church of England school) that I didn't believe in god. She said she was gonna get me expelled and said that I couldn't go to assembly. I hated assembly...

look at my cat! 📦

God mood. I hate cars

I don't even work till Tuesday this is just what I'm like in my off time 🫠

I'm so paranoid about being hated. I have to be normal. I'm running normal.exe at uncapped frame rate rn and my ram has a memory leak so I'm fucking cooked

And like, why did she call me to ask me to call them??? Surely it would have been faster for her to call them outright... But I pointed it out that it was an o and she was like ok thank you!!! And hung up????

Like one of them called me today and was like "can you call this person who you're not involved with and ask them for the correct info BC their email address is wrong" (it was handwritten) but the email was a mix up of their name, and she misread an o as an a

Like this was a fake scenario and now my brain is like "but what if it's real (:"
Stopppp....

Like I don't actually think my coworkers are cartoonishly evil, I really like them. But they are having me being the "go to" guy ATM even for like. Weird stuff

The trauma from my last job is insanely pervasive. I'm so anxious for everyone to like me and be pleased with the work I do BC if it turns out like last time I will fucking crack

In the scenario I just grab my shit and leave and go down to the front desk and turn to the really lovely security guard and be like "hey I need a room to go have a panic attack in" and then I actually got really sad and started getting panicky and now in my head I'm stuck in that room freaking out

And I'm like ???
Turns out they had a bet going on who could stress me out or break me first
Like they weren't giving me these tasks BC they relied on me and thought I could succeed but because they wanted me to fail

(I'm envisioning this happening next Wednesday in the office where we have 2 big meetings)

In the scenario my work buddy who trained me really well and who keeps giving me things to do was asking me to do Yet Another task. And I turned her down BC I was at my limit of tasks, and she turns to our colleague and is like ha! Pay up!

I hate my brain. Made up a fake scenario that hurt my feelings so much that just imagining it and seeing it through is making me be on the verge of a panic attack 🫠

Prayge it goes quickly and easily

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.