alexa, tell siri to ask google to summarize this tweet for me.

all the best restaurants microwave their breads

a shahed drone costs the back half of a subaru crosstrek.

not sure why the new arc raiders update made it so theres at least three borat voice guys in every lobby but ok

mornings that start at 4pm

found some abandoned taco seasoning packets in a cart outside the grocery store. and they say the economy is in shambles 😤

ten years ago today no one clapped

bed rest and drugs club 2k26

alexa tell siri to google me find balaclava but for warm

and yet, you are engaging in a capella right now 🤔

curious

Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...

Fox News host calls masked Minneapolis protesters "cowardly"; co-host says ICE agents are also masked but "that's for a different reason: they don't want to get doxed."

First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc?

He had no idea.

Speaker Mike Johnson says of Venezuela: "This is not a regime change. This is a demand for change of behavior by a regime."

they're no circus peanuts

little marco shut down before reaching his charging station

restoring my faith in the healing power of beans one bean at a time.

just heard the phrase inattentive adhd which is weird because i thought the ad part kind of covered that already and now i realize i really have no idea all the things that can be up w people also the ent doctor told me i need bigger nasal passages

first birthday in five days

.@realDonaldTrump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ

Oh my god

the news about dick cheney really caught me off guard. a real shot in the face.

fuckin roasted em